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THE MINDY PROJECT (2012-2017) What to Expect When You're Expanding

❛If you look hard enough you can see love everywhere.❜ ❛I can’t have these beautiful insights and not share them with someone.❜ ❛I can’t run into someone I know on the Subway and stand next to them. It’s weird.❜ ❛I brought you the bottom half of my movie theater candy.❜ ❛If there’s one thing I can never resist, it’s a good tote bag.❜ ❛Are you going to buy that book?❜ ❛I don’t support Shakespeare. I heard a story that he didn’t write any of his plays. He made his butler write them, then he took all the credit.❜ ❛Is it Oscar ballot season again?❜ ❛I think I see Joaquin Phoenix!❜ ❛Is that from Sleepless in Seattle?❜ ❛Good luck with that date.❜ ❛You’re just going to decide with your weird, lumpy gut?❜ ❛You cried at a box of Girl Scout cookies.❜ ❛You disagree with her feeling?❜ ❛Are you in charge of being a douchebag? Because you’re doing a great job.❜ ❛This is a ridiculous waste of my time.❜ ❛I feel that you could be a fascinating subject of a documentary short.❜ ❛Do you trust me?❜ ❛Can you handle pain?❜ ❛This is gonna hurt like a bitch.❜ ❛I got punched in the face.❜ ❛My looks are very important to me.❜ ❛Can you not be so loud? You’re making a scene.❜

#me

( for my darlings @mindykahling and @alienrumi ♡ )

❛Do I look or sound like a baseball player?❜ ❛All you ever do lately is bury yourself in your work and hide in your apartment.❜ ❛My apartment is the only place that I feel safe right now.❜ ❛I think my apartment has been robbed.❜ ❛Sometimes they don’t take those Hunger Games checks seriously, but I get such good Mockingjay points.❜ ❛I can’t stay mad at you.❜ ❛I am going to take you for sushi tonight.❜ ❛I was afraid to tell you, but I guess I was just waiting for the right time.❜ ❛I’m dropping out of college, and i’m going to be a rapper.❜ ❛Remember that time I bailed my own mugger out of jail?❜ ❛I’m gonna knock you out.❜ ❛I tough love you!❜ ❛So, is there anything to eat around here?❜ ❛It’s not that bad, come on.❜

❛Please fake a work emergency and get out.❜ ❛You ruined my life.❜ ❛I thought my presence would be comforting.❜ ❛I just didn’t want you to be by yourself.❜ ❛I thought I’d made progress, but I was wrong.❜ ❛Is anybody else sick of this Christmas music?❜ ❛So we’re just gonna sit here and listen to Christmas music?❜ ❛How about I bring a gingerbread house?❜ ❛You’re not the only one dating somebody.❜ ❛He offered to take me Nascar riding.❜ ❛Why are you sleeping with my boyfriend?❜ ❛Everything’s gonna be fine. I promise.❜ ❛Are you telling me that she’s not the other woman, I am the other woman?❜

❛Why do hospitals always have the world’s ugliest posters?❜ ❛I haven’t seen you in a few days. I thought I’d better come to you.❜ ❛I brought you some Thai food, but I threw out the rice.❜ ❛I wish I got to see you more.❜ ❛I think you can have everything you want.❜ ❛I don’t remember the last time I saw my apartment.❜ ❛So you don’t need me here at all?❜ ❛I’m worried about him.❜ ❛I want to see more of that sleeping guy.❜ ❛Who the hell do you think you are?❜ ❛No amount of breathing techniques and scented oils is gonna help you.❜ ❛Kelly Ripa’s a big fan.❜