#tmnt 2017

Bayverse!Raph: I don't need you sucking up to me! I've got Mikey for that.

Uncle Usagi AU

my idea is that Lou Jitsu meet Usagi during his time in the battle nexus and they become friends. Usagi is 16 when they meet hes been there for  3yrs  so far and Lou is 26 and hes surprised to find one of the top fighters is a kid.

Lou had a chance to escape but decided to save Usagi ( whos 17) give him a chance to actually live his life. Usagi promises he would come back to free Lou but draxum bet him to the punch.

But the are reunited when Lou is starting to mutate into a rat, Usagi offers to let Lou and his turtles stay with him in the mystic city for as long as he likes But Lou kindly rejects his offer hes had his fill of the mystic city for a life time. Usagi: i owe you my life i’m in your debt so if you ever need me *hands him his phone number*

so if anything were to happen to Lou Usagi would be the one to take care of the boys

BTW Usagi is really short hes the same size as mikey

Likes to softly pet any exposed part of your skin or your hair.

Like, dah fuck babe, you’re so smooth and gosh is that a relaxing thing to do.

You’re tensed? This boy can feel it and he’ll either give you a good shoulder/back massage or get you in a bath~ (or maybe both!!!)

Loves to lay down in bed with you and you’re both reading books, perfectly nestled against him. (Bonus: sometimes he’ll give you a LIL’ KISS, ‘CAUSE IT’S CUTE)

Will slowly dance with you out of nowhere, humming a sweet tune, his chest rumbling with love and the tone of his voice.

Will text you good morning and good night everytime you’re both apart.

You can bet your ass he’s going to surprise you with flowers one day. Mister romantic is in the plaaaaaaaaaaaace.

Will carry you around. He doesn’t care if you’re tired or not: LET HIM DO SO.

Loves to hug you and nuzzle the top of your head. He just feels like a sappy romantic sometimes, ya know?

Will actually sit down and let you vent whenever you feel like it. Get that shit out of your system!!!

He’ll let you choose which movie you want to watch - yes, even if it’s a chick flick movie or whatever....

Think twice before you sit down on the couch with him. Once you’re seated, you won’t be able to get up in a while, only because he loves to hold you in his arms!!!! (But if you need to go, then he’ll let you run for it, eheheheh)

Will help you with any chore that needs to be done. HE A STRONK BOI THAT CAN DO MUCH.

Gives you the most warmest, genuine, handsome smiles whenever you’re around!!! (Fuck dem bros, THEY DON’T DESERVE HIS CUTE SMILE)

LOVES TO HOLD YOUR HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you’re sitting on his lap, he’ll like to rest his head on top of yours (’cause you’re just so smol and he’s so tol).

CUSTOM GIFTS, HELL YEH.

Will love to watch anything that is sure to make you laugh, only because he likes to hear you laugh!!!

If you’re sitting next to eachother, he will often leave a hand on your thigh. A simple gesture that says “you are mine and I am yours”.

Loves to hug you from behind, especially if you’re working on something or cooking. He loves to watch you and just be with you!

Will start a project with you just so he can spend more time in your presence!

Gives you every cute nicknames possible, ‘cause you deserve all of them.

Will do music compilations for you because he can’t stop thinking about you aaahh dasbdhasdhasfdnj!!!

Romantic dinner together? Yes please!

You look like you need a kiss on the cheek! ... And what about a kiss on the other cheek?! And on the forehead. And the tip of your nose! And the back of your hand!! Dammit, just let him kiss you.

Will gladly play any co-op videogame with you.

Will tell you constantly how pretty and beautiful and amazing you are!

“No offense, dad. But I really don’t think you get what I’m going through.”