You know, it’s only right for me to have an amazing weekend but for Monday to be a complete slap in the face. But, I’m starting my taco cleanse today, so in your face Monday, I have tacos, and a great weekend under my belt.
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You know, it’s only right for me to have an amazing weekend but for Monday to be a complete slap in the face. But, I’m starting my taco cleanse today, so in your face Monday, I have tacos, and a great weekend under my belt.

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I’ve been so tired lately. Not even just physically. My head’s been out of it lately too. To the point where I burned macaroni and cheese today. Seriously. It’s like the easiest thing to make ever. I lost my wallet for a good two hours today and I left the water running in my bathroom for an hour before I realized it was still on. There was a big mess that I had to clean up. This is not my week so far.
Today, one of my co-workers had the nerve to imply that I needed a “mental health day.” If I do, it’s because I need to listen to his insufferable mouth spew bile every five seconds while I’m trying to read through paperwork. Some people have a lot of nerve.
I’ve been more swamped than Shrek lately.
Between brand parties, launch events, and blogger meet-up dinners it’s been a strange mesh of absolute euphoria and the epitome of stress. But -- you are now talking to/looking at/dreaming about the latest team member of the newest route into connecting the parenting dots for New Yorkers since What to Expect When You’re Expecting. I can’t give out too many deets yet, but rest assured that your girl is celebrating tonight. I’m thinking dessert orgy and maybe something carbonated.
My first Pride weekend in New York City went just about as well as you can imagine.
I feel like I’ve done an excellent job at embracing the single life, even if that means multiple walks of shame and finding myself on Staten Island with no recollection of how I got there, though I’d imagine I had a damn good time doing so. I've really started to embrace my 20′s--about 5 years too late, but I digress.
(All unwanted specifics aside, Pride was a very inspiring experience and I feel lucky that I got to be part of it. This country is going through frightening times but having so many people gathered in one place to celebrate love is inspiring.)

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Not that any of you seemed to miss my absence, but I hope you all had fun at the ‘Stix on Saturday night. My staff assured me you were all good and liquored up.
I took full advantage of having a free Friday evening by entering the Hamilton lottery... No such luck, they must clearly agree I’m more of an on-stage performer, rather than an audience member. So, I decided to take a little stroll through Times Square before heading back to the apartment. I was about to cross the walkway on the corner of M&M World when I heard a familiar show-tune from my repertoire being performed by a homeless man with a beat-up ukulele. Don’t Rain On My Parade. I thought I had already made this very clear; Barbra is off limits - Barbra is mine! It is absolutely ridiculous he even considered himself eligible to perform such a song. Not to mention, It’s absolutely baffling to even consider turning it into an upbeat remix... I am truly horrified. I almost tried grabbing the attention of the nearby NYPD officers on standby; not that they’d understand, I doubt their mind was fixated on Barbra when there is a Dunkin’ Donuts across the street advertising their specials for National Donut Day. So, I did what any normal Streisand-worshiper with an exceptional voice would do... I joined him in an unofficial, spontaneous Diva-Off. It’s safe to say, I dazzled the crowd of spectators and reclaimed my title of being the only person with enough vocal strength to take on such a song besides Barbra herself.
In other news, I’ve decided to post weekly updates regarding the well being of my little Fiyero: So far, Fiyero has managed to attack my signed Wicked playbill. I’m appalled by his beastly behaviour.
@mcmads published a tweet.
@mcmads: I completely forgot that OITNB came out until... right now. I will not be leaving this apartment for ANY REASON until I finish.
@mcmads: ... If someone wants to bring me food, tho, that'd be mad appreciated. #poorandlazy