#tmbos

perfect the ukulele

send yourself mushrooms

fire the magic high commission

learn to stop thinking ✓

hypnotize a hawk ✓

get a fish pedicure ✓

publish book of haiku

learn to belly dance

create life from nothing ✓ (create competent life from nothing (UNCHECKED 💀)

talk to that judgmental cat, baby

perfect sensory deprivation ✓

be a best man be a bridesmaid ✓

learn self-photosynthesis

cruise in a low-rider

toboggan

make own kimchi

be on reality tv

help mortals find the meaning of life

eat leaves

get a degree in medicine

buy a haunted bus

learn anatomy of a pony head

make mediocre beach art

see if you can survive without a heart

spend a summer in oregon

walk on water