#tk stuff

Dazai had no clue what time it was but chuuya was in one of his drinking moods and has almost finished a complete bottle of wine. He currently was walking around their shared apartment ranting about all the things wrong with the apartment.

“Chibi… I know you love your wine but I think it’s time to give it up” he said aloud as chuuya finished yelling about misplaced things in the kitchen.

“You know -hic- what m-mackerel wh-why did you move the toaster -hic- over by the sink. T-that’s not where I-I had it” He then turned to the brunette. “And -hic- another thing s-stop putting my damn s-snacks on top of the f-fucking fridge.”

Dazai chuckled.

As soon as Chuuya was done throwing out slurs, Dazai walked leisurely over to his partner and gently took the practically empty wine glass and placed it in the sink and the wine bottle on top of the fridge.

“Damn you -hic- bashtard, why do you hate me?” He was slurring his words more now.

“Chibi’s so mean to his master, he’s also slurring his words and needs to stop drinking his grown up juice.” Chuuya is now pitifully hitting Dazai. He then takes Chuuya’s hand and gently guides him across their small apartment to their shared bedroom.

Chuuya is now significantly trying to get out of Dazai’s grasp on his hand. “Let g-go of me bastard!!”

“It’s past Chibi’s bedtime, he needs to sleep cause he has work tomorrow.” Sitting Chuuya on the bed he begins to undress him. Dazai chuckled to himself as Chuuya continued to grumble to himself about this and that.

He continues to undress Chuuya gently taking his work shirt off not being able to help himself from gently skittering his fingers gently along his pale sides. Chuuya let out light giggles as Dazai did this but didn’t really try to get away. “Aww Chibi, you’re still so sensitive.” He hadn’t fully taken his shirt off yet. “Oh no Chuuya, your shirts stuck.” He chuckled again as he continued to spider his fingers all along his torso.

“Y-youhuhuhuhu bastard Hehehe ohohoff mehehehe.” Not being able to see definitely made a difference whilst along with being drunk. “You know if you’d have listen to me hours ago we could’ve been cuddled up in bed right now.” Chuuya had fallen back on the bed his hands stuck above his head wrapped in his shirt.

“Gohohoho tohohoho hell you baAHCK” Dazai had made his way on top of Chuuya straddling him. “Get off mehehe.” Although the tickling was slight the residual giggles were there. “You know you should be nicer to your master slug, haven’t you ever heard of the dog should never bite his master.” Bringing his hands to his hips and rested them there. “Now Chibi I’m gonna give you a chance, we can go to bed right now and I can give you all the cuddles and kisses, or you can be your little stubborn puppy self and we can do this the hard way.”

Still not being able to see Chuuya let out a muffled response. “F-fuhuck you Dazai!”

Within saying his partners name fingers were latched to his ribs. “DAZAHAHAHAHAI NOHOHOHO!!” His thrashing intensified as Dazai’s fingers massaged his ribcage with precision and got in between the bones. Through his thrashing Chuuya tried desperately to take his shirt off but he was stuck and the alcohol definitely didn’t help with his coordination.

“Chibi I gave you a chance now suffer your consequences” His hands moved down taking his sides in his hands and squeezing rapidly. “You know I miss your laugh when it’s like this. Desperate sometimes high pitched and giggly or sometimes even a squeal. My Chibi just makes so many noises.” The rapid squeezing was driving him insane but he was even more stubborn when he was drunk.

“shuhuhuhut uhuhuhup you ahahahass.” His giggles died down from the change of spots and he actually succeeded in getting the top off also successfully giving Dazai access to everything. Taking advantage of his new found freedom and tried grabbing Dazai’s hands but only managed to get a hold of his wrists. “D-dazahahahai get th-the fuhuhuck ohohoff me!” He shouted as giggles continue to pour out of his mouth.

With his hands holding onto Dazai’s wrists they moved with him as his hands moved down to his hips, Dazai used his boney fingers dipped his thumbs into the dips of Chuuya’s hips rolling and kneading circles into them. “AAHAHACK HEHEHE DAZAP-PLEHEHEASE!!” As much as it tickled and threw him off Chuuya couldn’t help but arch his back at the sensation trying anything to get away.

“There’s those noises I was talking about, my chibi is such a ticklish cutie aren’t you, your little girl squeals and whatever that first one was.” He giggled at the thought of whatever the noise was chuuya first made.

“And Chibi’s using his manners, I think it’s a bit late for that.” Chuuya continued to cackle as his hips were being attacked.

“D-DAZAHAHAHAHAHAI FUCKING STOHOHOHOHOHOHOHP” Chuuya was absolutely losing his mind with all the sensations going to his brain right now when everything stopped and his arms were raised above his with one of Dazai’s own.

“If you tell me you’ll come to bed all of this will stop.” The smirk that was carved into Dazai’s face was scary but chuuya thought he had the strength to do this. “You know Chibi” he says trailing a single finger down Chuuya’s bare arms causing goosebumps to rise on his pale skin. “As stubborn as you are I’m starting to think you like this.” Damn it Dazai. He knew damn well that Chuuya had a love hate relationship with tickling. Dazai’s smirk turn to an unsettlingly gentle smile.

He traced his single finger up and down Chuuya’s arms. Seemingly adding one finger each time he restarted before using all five fingers to just ever so gently tickling over his skin. Chuuya’s nerves were going to explode he couldn’t stand the light stuff drunk or not.

Dazai lowered his head to pepper gentle kisses along his neck, collarbone, chest, and back again, but as good as they felt they also tickled so damn bad. “Chuuya I’m going to give you one last chance to go to bed before I have to break you down. He tilted his head as he smiled gently as his partner. The smile and tiny residual giggles slipping out he stared back up at him, before closing his and turning his head in defiance.

Damn slug.

In that moment Chuuya’s wrists were let go and dazai buried his face in Chuuya neck nibbling ever so gently at the skin while his hands found purchase on his beautiful red heads thighs. Though everything tickled so bad when he opened his mouth to scream nothing came out.

He then gasped and everything came out.

“NAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA D-DAZAHAHAHAHAHAI F-FUHUHUHUCK W-WAHAHAHAHAIT!!” Dazai doesn’t think he’s seen chuuya squirm this much before. Well he did say he’d break him down “I’m tired of waiting Chuuya just say you’ll come to bed and all this can stop.” Dazai said all this whispering in his ear as he continued.

But through the thrashing of his head and the screams he was letting out all he could do was nod. “Are you done being stubborn?” Dazai asked still whispering in his ear. Chuuya nodded so frantically he banged his head with Dazai’s a few times.

And with that the tickling stopped. Dazai hopped off his lover and going to the kitchen and coming back with some water placing it on the nightstand. “Come on let’s finish getting you undressed.” He said gently and slowly bring Chuuya to sit up and passing him the water. Dazai kneeled down taking off Chuuya’s pants and threw his clothes in pile on the floor. He knew Chuuya would berate him tomorrow but that was for tomorrow Dazai.

He collected his pajamas and Continued to get chuuya ready for bed. The grumbles he was making caused Dazai to smile down at him. After getting chuuya and himself ready for bed he climbed into bed and pulled a sleepy grumpy chuuya into his side. “It’s okay chibi sleep now.” Chuuya laid his head on Dazai’s chest.

“I fffucking hate you mmackeral.” Dazai smiled at the strength he had to still insult him.

“Well I love my chibi.” He said before pressing a kiss on top of his head and gently rubbing his back and right before chuuya fell asleep Dazai faintly heard the quiet ‘love you too’