#tizztom

-You know what’s better than 1 dramatic undead?  2 dramatic undead.  Scott is an evil vampire, and Zloy is an evil zombie.  Half of the time they can’t really do any evil cause they’re too busy competing to see who’s cooler.  Like no joke, Scott built an evil gothic castle on a seaside cliff, so Zloy had to show him up by building an evil gothic castle on a seaside cliff decorated with skulls with blood pouring out of the eye sockets.  

-There is another vampire on the server, but not a lot of people know about him.  You see Mumbo is the other vampire, but Scott declared him a threat, so he trapped him in a mazelike dungeon under his evil gothic castle on a seaside cliff.  He drops Mumbo livestock everyone once in a while, but he fears the day Mumbo breaks out.

-Meahwhile Cleo is a zombie, and she’s teaching her new little zombie buddy Gem how to zombie.  When they’re not annoying Zloy, the red haired zombie duo is wandering around the woods at night.  If you meet them on their wander, you might either die of adorableness or flat out murder.

-Grian and Zed are the sons of a mighty cosmic dragon who are stuck in a humanoid form to learn how to interact with humans.  They also change breath weapons every day.

Don’t go thinking they’re regal and noble dragons.  Those two are chaotic idots who will toy with people and mess with Scott for a variaty of reasons including stealing their stuff, draining their favorite butcher villager, almost draining Scar of blood, he looked at them wrong in a meeting, it rained and they thought he caused it, Scott was about to yeet Cub and Scar into Mumbo’s dungeon to try and keep him from escaping, he stole Grian’s favorite rock and hid it amongst Zed’s rocks, and the day ended with the letter “y”.  They also love mac and cheese, but since it’s not meat, it just cleans out their intestines without providing nutrients.  Zed’s at least trying to see how much meat he can sneak in before his guts accept it, but Grian eats entire pots consequences be damned.

-Cub and Scar are little vex that are only like 2 and a half feet tall.  When they aren’t fluttering around causing mischife, they’re haning out with the dragon gods for safety.

-Lizzie and Etho are both racoons.  Sneaky little creatures both like doing stuff like climbing up tall mountain ledges, breaking into houses, stealing trash, and messing with everyone.  Problem is they both also believe they are the true rules of the trash pandas and fight over this a lot.

-Tizztom is a sneaky little fox, and he also loves nothing more than chaos.  Not only will he escalate the undead feud, he’ll also give the trash pandas more reason to fight each other just so he can steal all the trash while they’re busy fighting.

-Lyarrah and Skizz are ravagers.  The thing I’m gonna add to ravagers is they can both break and eat logs.  Logs count as plant, and I headcanon ravagers as herbiores, so trapping them in an area with logs is about the same as the Hansle and Grettle witch trapping the kids in a cage made of candy.  Scott would have loved to have known that BEFORE trapping them in the log sided pit, but hey, it’s a learning experience.

-Pix is the copper golem living in a copper cave under Zloy’s basement who spams smaller copper golems and is followed by a small flock of them wherever he goes.  Somedays he’s really helpful, like when Scott invaded and Pix had his little golems distract Scott while Pix and a few golems went to go get Zloy.  Some days he and his golems litterally push Zloy’s buttons at inoppertune times.

-And last but not least is Martyn, who if we’re going off Origin mod rules is one without an origin.  He’s just a normal guy who got isekaied into this who has to deal with all the above nonsense and more.  He met a sweet bush baby lady named Netty, and after years of dealing with *gestures vaguely at what sounds like a long running anime*, the two got married.