#titters

“Most people are pretty fucking annoying for the most part. I think Beau’s started this mob of people he sends after me to really piss me off. Rosemary’s their cheerleader. Sean’s their jester, ‘cause he’s a joke.”

“Kill Viktor. I’m mad at him. I’d do it with a spinning high kick but he wouldn’t be allowed to catch my ankle in his fist ‘cause it’d probably make me horny or something and this is, like, serious, angry business. In this universe I’m suddenly super strong so that’s all it’d take. I’d say ‘HA-YA!’ as I did it and everything. Demolished. Marry Leo in Vegas. Elvis impersonator officiate. We’re both drunk and we start making out in the aisle until we’re thrown out for public indecency. And fuck Dom ‘cause I think about it all the time, so.”