#tiring af

Day starts with me lucid dreaming of my mom going home then my dream version of my conscious was like kermit with a hoodie "this aint realz yo, slap urself" which what my dream self did then i woke up

Then my mom, all across the globe, called me the next minute.

Then when we video chatted I told her that I miss her.

Then some green fart had to get vored and thrown in the ocean

Then some bowl haired kid cried in his bed most probs because of that green fart

Then agonizing minutes for a teller then a taxi.

Then some mother and son reunion with a help of a mermaid

Then a toaster was too loyal to his egg sensei that even though he was Sasuke-ing, he stayed with the overpowered egg.

Then my best friend who I never get to talk to anymore cus i am hiding af, came by at 11pm, just to give me a belated christmas gift, which was mind you, a purple bone pillow with a labeled pin attached to it.

Then those words were: BEST FRIENDS FOREVER.

Then I gave them my treasured and loved OP egg t-shirt cus it was the least I could do.

Then they looked at me in plain glee and said: "Oh wow thanks! This is my first anime shirt ever!!!!". Words coming from a die-hard anime fan.

Then I come home feeling shitty on how I'm not really a good friend.