#tinytim

Tiny Tim lost episode!!!!

A creepypasta written by @chuli-pepper with the help of me and my friends!!!

(We did this on a discord call)

My name is Nicky, I’m a 17-year-old girl and a big Tiny Tim fan. I’ve listened to all of his albums except for one: The ROCK ALBUM. I’ve always wanted to listen to it, so when I went to a garage sale and saw that the Rock Album was for sale, I gasped in excitement, and went to grab it. But, some kid was before me in the line, so I pushed the little shit to the side, so that I can get that album for myself. I asked the lady about it.

“I got this cassette tape when I was 17 years old. This is the first draft of Tiny Tim’s rock album that was written in 1969.”

“But the album was released in 1980!” I said.

“Yes, but, this is an ultra rare draft of it, and it’s very sought after!”

“Sweet, I don’t see the problem with buying it!”

“Actually, you don’t have to buy it, you can have it for free!” Says the lady with a devious smirk.

“Thanks!” I took the cassette, and Naruto ran to my house. Btw, I can run reeeeeally fast, just like Sonic.exe!

Inside my house, I went to my room, and put the cassette in my tape player. Then, the music started playing. It was HORRIBLE. All of my dreams shattered, because I thought the other stuff he made was good. I broke down crying, shitting and throwing up HYPERREALISTICALLY. Suddenly, out of the blue, my TV was acting weird. And guess what, Tiny Tim came out of the TV! That’s right, he was standing in my living room, playing the ukulele! It’s a dream come true!

“Hello, it’s me, Tiny Tim, the guy who wrote that one song in Spongebob, and that other song in Insidious!”

I gasped. “Holy moly! You’re really him! I thought you died!”

“I’m back because you brought my spirit into this world using that cassette tape you got at the sketchy garage sale!”

“So listening to your bad rock album was worth it!”

His smile faded. “Why did you say that about my album?”

“I’m sorry…” I said. “Maybe it was just a bad first impression?”

Then, his eyes started to glow red, and blood started to come out of it. “How dare you! I’m so insulted by this, that I don’t even want to marry you on live TV anymore!”

And before I knew it, he bashed his ukulele on my head, and I was knocked out cold.

Next thing you know, I woke up in a TULIP FIELD, like in that one song! I looked to the left, and I saw Spongebob, tied up in a chair!

“Help me, Nicky, Tiny Tim kidnapped me!”

I ran to untie him, but then, Tiny Tim showed up, and said: “If you want Spongebob to escape, you’re gonna have to marry me on live TV! In the Tonight Show, with Johnny Carson!”

“WHO EVEN IS JOHNNY CARSON?” I screamed, confused.

Next thing you know, I teleported to the Tonight show, and Johnny Carson was there! I was wearing a wedding dress, and Tiny Tim was wearing a suit.

“Why do we have to get married?” I asked.

“The thing is…” he said, “I need to marry you, who happens to be a 17 year old girl, so I can be brought back into the human world, and record more albums, and groom more minors like you!”

“No!!!” I screamed from the top of my lungs. But, the thing is, I couldn’t escape, because the wedding began, and it was being televised to the whole WORLD!!! Every household in the world is watching this!

The priest began to speak.

“Tiny Tim, do you wish to take Nicky, a 17-year-old minor, as your bride?”

“I do!” He says, in his falsetto voice.

“Nicky, do you wish to take Tiny Tim as your groom?”

“I-”

“I OBJECT!” Everyone turned around, and it was ALEX DELARGE FROM A CLOCKWORK ORANGE! “Only I CAN GROOM MINORS!”

Then, Alex jumped at Tiny Tim, kinda like that one scene from the Phantom of the Paradise. Everyone started freaking out, because someone attacked the groom! Johnny Carson pulled Alex away, and Alex was like, “NO!” and broke free from his grasp.

Tiny Tim looked at me with his hyperrealistic red, bloody eyes, and said: “You’re mine, Nicky. You and I will be the best couple with a questionable age gap in history!”

“NOOOOO!!!!” I screamed, as Tiny Tim was going for a kiss. His big ass nose got in the way, and it touched my face before his lips could come into contact with mine. I pushed him away, and I tried to run to the exit with Alex. But, Tiny Tim dragged Alex away, and GOUGED OUT HIS WATTPAD BLUE ORBS! I screamed in horror as Alex faced such a grim fate. But, since Tiny Tim was busy, I took this as an opportunity to run out the door and escape. As I got out, everything went black.

When I woke up, I was underwater, my skin was yellow, and I had holes all over my body. That’s when I realized I was Spongebob the whole time, and it was all just a bad nightmare!

THE END

Herbert Butros Khaury, (AKA Tiny Tim) born April 12, 1932