#tinynotsotinychef

send me a ship and… 

Drinks all of the coffee

Going simply off the fact that at one point coffee was originally a Warly specific recipe I would say he probably drinks a ton. Walani can drink a lot but when she drinks too much she gets a headache and just wants to take a nap (more than she usually does).

Kills the bugs

I don’t really know for this one, but I do know that after one is dead Walani jokes about eating it and for a split second Warly actually thinks about how he could fit it into some recipes. 

Cooks the meals

Warly definitely does, when Walani tries to help he’s happy that she’s trying to learn but quickly comes up with something else for her to do if it’s anything more complicated than bacon and eggs (and sometimes even then because you can’t just eat it without putting any seasoning on it Walani god were you raised in a pigsty).

Starts getting into holidays way before they should

Nine times out of ten it’s Walani, with everything else she’s lazy but she can start planning an outfit for Halloween on August 27th and mapping out the location for the highest candy output with the least steps taken on August 28th. 

Initiates the couple 100% not romantic in any way shape or form selfies

It depends on the situation, Walani pulls surprise selfies on Warly whenever, Warly takes selfies with her when they did something important or when he made a really good dish, basically he’s the uncle friend.

Forgets the birthdays and anniversaries

Unlike holidays Walani is really forgetful when it comes to important things with her friends (in less of a bad as it sounds way and more of a “wait we haven’t been friends forever” kind of way) Walani doesn’t forget about his birthday but she puts off getting something for him until the day of and just picks up a shell she thinks looks cool off the ground and gives it to him. (When a day is gone in eight minutes you go through a lot of birthdays. He has 33.)

Always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping

Walani gets the most of it, but when Warly goes shopping he always sneaks in a snack or two. This is one hundred percent why if he can go through self check out he does.

Nicknames the other

          There was a very frantic chirping in the distance as a small, red-crested bird took wobbly flight through the trees, it taking all his limited dexterity to avoid crashing into every evergreen he passed. The poor bird, to the outsider, might look as if it’de had too many fermented berries, or like a rather large baby bird trying to fly for the first time. Technically, the latter was true.

          He recalled the camp of someone who’d become a good friend despite being from an alternate plane of this world, originally. Going to him might be a bit...risky in his current situation but his camp was closest and Wilson just needed help and a place to stay and he wasn’t sure if Charlie could get him like this...

           ❛ fun fact ; i’ve eaten nothing but hawaiian pizza all day. i even know how to eat it while i skateboard. impressive, i know.  ❜