InternallyPediatric: “Hey Dr. Attending - you know the baby with the vomiting? Good news is their ultrasound came back and the patient doesn’t have pyloric stenosis...Bad news is I went to update the family and the patient had eloped.
Attending: [stares blankly] She’s 3 weeks old. How in the hell did she elope?
InternallyPediatric: I mean, I’m pretty sure she had an accomplice (because the mom was gone too). Either that, or she’s REALLY motor advanced.















