Ooookay so.
Recently I found the absolute treasure trove that is vsmp lumberjack, and naturally I thought, "wow, what if I made Pyro tiny and Owen protective and made a fic that was entirely Owen being big scary protective over tiny Pyro and Pyro scared out of his mind about Scott finding out. And yknow Owen just like not telling anyone because Pyro is tiny and vulnerable."
And I swear I'm actually gonna write it. Like, I'm writing it right now. I'm working on it and it will be done eventually.











