#tiny heinz

I like calling Joel "Tiny Heinz "

Hermitcraft needs more angst

Dream SMP needs more fluff

Empires SMP needs more hype

Vault Hunters needs more fan art

3rd/last life needs more episodes

and

5'5 you kind of give off 5'5

For the Aesthetic-

None Shall Live- Thomas Bergeson. No lyrics, but the sense of impending doom that is the whole Last Life series. Anotherone Bites the Dust by Queen. Another one just for the aesthetic as they slowly are killed. Kill the lights by Set it off. This whole vibe is what the last few sessions were, people dying everywhere.

members songs:

bdubs- I'm Something Else by SomeThingElseyt. I like to imagine he puts on his moss cape every morning listening to this song.

Etho Revenge by TryhardNinja. Thats pretty obvious, but after Bdubs is killed he goes after them and gets his revenge

Grain Brothers Till the End by Ottomatic. This is a good song for when he got put on red. He and Joel going on a rampage, but being entirely unprepared.

Impulse Ain't No Crying by Derivakat. Yes, I know a Dream Smp song, but the lyrics are what goes through his head as he dies on the nether roof.

Mumbo Catch me if you Can by Set it Off. This is how he taunts Grian as he stills things

Pearl Let's kill tonight by Panic! At the Disco. Pearl and Scott did so much in their time together with some of the most lives between the two of them until she turned red.

Ren Kings Rise and Fall by Freedom Call. He was the Red King, but became a loyal soldier to Lizzie, only to be betrayed by her later. There's probably a good mumford and sons song for him, but this is my ideas.

Tango Wait in the Light by Shaman's Harvest. It strangely fits with his motif of anger as he goes on a "rage" but also as he causes himself to "wait in the light".

Cleo- Traitor by Olivia Rodrigo. Cleo didn't trust anyone, and still got managed to get burned each time.

BigB Will the Sun Ever Rise by Five Finger Death Punch. Yest a lot of these are metal bands, but this is what he feels as he, Ren and Martyn are the only three green life left, as he was the cause of the fracture between their alliance.

Martyn The Best Day Ever by Spongebob. Grab the tissues. This is what Martyn listens to as he waits for the impending doom, remembering the good times in the Southern lands.

Lizzie Angel with a Shotgun by The Cab. I know this is classicaly a Flower Husbands song, but the rampage she goes on in the last episode, trying to kill both Joel and Jimmy, while trying to play sides with them. She is the "Angel" with a shotgun.

Joel Partners in Crime by Set it off. This is totally for Joel and Grian as they're on red lives.

Scar Burn by Phillipa Soo. I like the whole vibe of him turning red, while it didn't pan out as much, but him just wrecking the server as the only red name. also Deal with Destiny as he's the only real salesman on the server.

Scott Not gonna DIe by Skillet. Thinking lorewise, as him he is the last survivor, he is the only one left.

Jimmy Bang by AJR. Sorry Jimmy Timmy, but you got out first twice in a row.

Fwhip- He works in the forge all day, swinging the hammer for 8 hours a day is no joke.

Bryce- yeah he’s pretty buff

Gem- I’ve always headcannoned her as being pretty buff, and where she is a dragon parent, it takes some strength to deal with a newborn dragon

Taylor- always awesome, but not really buff

Joey Graceffa- he’s like half tiger, so yeah that’d be pretty buff.

Joey- have you seen that man’s jawline?!

KatherineElizabeth- she’s a butterfly, but she has a suspiciously large collection of heads

Katherine- The only irl video I know of her, is her vr minecraft, and yeah she seems pretty normal. still awesome.

Ldshadowlady- the queen of the ocean is nine feet tall, and can command the seas with her might.

Lizzie- yeah she seems pretty normal sized, but she’s hilarious. 

Mythicalsausage- he regularly picks up General like a little cat, and Pandas are like 400 pounds!

Sausage- he is a hard man to find, but he sounds pretty buff, idk

Pixlriffs- he is a sixhundred pound copper dwarf, and he moves mountains for pixandria, so yeah he’s buff.

Johnny- mostly from the vlog he was in with Mumbo, but yeah he’s pretty buff.

Pearlescentmoon- By far the buffest on the server. She could lift everyone else on her shoulders.

Pearl- again she is pretty hard to find pictures of her. She’s awesome tho.

Solidarity- he’s a small damaged egg, and he’s small. I get that he’s captain America in other series, but he is very small here.

Jimmy- yeah he works out on the regular

Smallishbeans- tinyheinz is very tiny in Empires. He’s half human, half ogre, and yeah he’s pretty strong from his ogre side.

Joel- he seems pretty buff in vlogs and streams. 

Shrub- she is a small mushroom, but she is a mighty warrior!

Shelby- yeah she seems fairly regular, but she did good in the game of tag.

Scott- He’s always drawn as buff, and he’s an Aeor so yeah, he’s buff

Pearlescentmoon, Geminitay, Scott Smajor and Fwhip+ Katherine, Jimmy, Joel, and Lizzie