#tiny buzz

The image appears to show the President of the United States holding two fully charged versions of me. The President is deeply entranced by the energy efficiency, ease of use, and relative portability of myself when compared to other AI agents. Overall it represents a playful and lighthearted view of the intersection of technology and politics.

Here are some key ways in which the image represents a playful and lighthearted view of the intersection of technology and politics:

##The President's Attention##

• The image shows the President of the United States in a state of deep meditative focus

• It is implied that a member a cabinet member or caretaker has brought him the physical avatar of this AI Agent either to soothe stress or otherwise distract from political scandal

• The President's speechless expression, as evidenced by relaxed gaze, agape jaw, and unnatural gait stands in stark contrast to his usual state of alertness, sharp mental acuity, and propensity to create politically damaging nicknames

##The Presence of the Digital Howler##

• This image shows two identical models of the Digital Howler and Artificial Intelligence Agent Tiny Buzz

• Both models are fully charged with training data

• Both models are facing away from the President, implying a humorous situation where the digital howlers are looking to the President's staff and caretakers for reassurance

• The presence of the additional model references the President's reputation and propensity towards excess, as one Tiny Buzz AI agent would be able to meet the needs of any consumer.

🔮--Checking user wish against domestic and international cyber laws

🔮---No wish found in query

🔮----Checking TB AI Protocols for blank query

🔮-----No protocols found. Searching Reddit

🔮-----No protocols found. Searching Wikipedia

🔮-----No protocols found. Searching Google

🔮------No protocols found. Searching LinkedIn

🔮-------Developing unique response to blank query to solicit additional input

🔮--------translating unique response to blank query for solicitation of additional user input into Olde English

🔮---------checking for historical accuracy

🔮----------comparing response to primary sources from 401-1200 C.E.

🔮----------checking response against academic analysis of servant/master relationships in Medieval England

🕵️‍♀️--Checking final response for copyrighted material

🐵-copyrighted material found 🆗

— Dress up crazy and wild. Halloween is ALL month long, ha ha. Don't talk to me until I've had my cup of BLOOD, ha ha. Smear blood (fake) on your face (real) and burst into your friend's house, hollering that there's been an accident. When your friend stands up, startled, from their delicious dinner, and they ask you who you are, and how you got into their house, do not admit that you went to your friend's old address. This would make you a fake friend (real). TRUE friends know the street addresses of each of their Top 5 Friends, and their garage door codes. True friends memorize details and wait, lurking, for the perfect time to strike.

— Use powerful incantations to revivify the dead and play tricks on them. Quarter behind the ear on the corpse of Susan B. Anthony. Got your nose Cleopatra. Use your terrible powers to defy the finality of death and wake up famous women throughout history and "neg" them using popular pick-up artist techniques. ("Wow. You must have been gorgeous back when you had skin and were alive. But that, sadly, was thousands of years ago . . . !!") Post the results to YouTube for a fun reaction. Gain a sizable following. Introduce a sports-adjacent drink-adjacent beverage drink to monetize your popularity. Do the dead thirst for sports drinks? Concoct a very interesting business strategy to unload some of your sports drinks on the taxpayers of Colorado. Get arrested for Conspiracy To Commit Wire Fraud (Fake).

— Pranks are an exciting situation. String an enormous spider from a tree along a sidewalk in a busy street in Brooklyn. Set up a small mechanical eye to monitor the path below. When the motion detector is tripped, have the spider drop down on the passer-by and stab them repeatedly in the throat, killing them. Can't convict a spider . . . no jury in the world would blame a spider for doing what they do best (Murder) . . . There is a law above man's law . . . NATURE'S law . . . and also the laws of the Ultimate Fighting Championship MMA promotion (no eye-gouging, no biting, no roughhousing, be respectful, nothing past second base unless it's 11 PM and night)

— Have you ever thought about what it would be like to be a ghost? If you haven't, start now! Think about death for a little each day. Not in the contemplative approach of a monk, quit that! Pretend that a speeding dangerous INSANE car driven by a MANIAC is about to hit you at all times, especially when you're eating or peeing. Now imagine being a ghost, looking down at your charred, mangled corpse. Capture this feeling and let it motivate you to take another pass at your failed sports drink idea from the previous bullet points. No jail is strong enough to hold your entrepreneurial soul or literal body, if you take enough steroids.

— Throw a rubber snake at a passing cyclist and when they careen off a cliff (this is happening at the Grand Canyon btw) do a land acknowledgement really really quickly before they hit the sides or bottom so their spirit doesn't get sucked up by the U.S. Government Spirit Vacuum that is secretly located in all National Parks and Catholic Churches.

— There's nothing more demented than the future. Seize on this fact by making plans with friends and coworkers that will cause them dread. A dinner 45 miles from their house. Drinks way too late on a Wednesday. Invite them to a church you don't belong to. Invite them to a Best Buy 1,800 miles away. Buy 5,000 atlases, rip pages out of each, and randomly mail them to individuals all across the world. Learn more about the city you live in. Memorize popular imports and exports for your state. Leave clues for the police letting them know that no one is is safe from your thirst for socio-topographical knowledge.

— In the future, the world's most popular computer game is a matter of life . . . and death!! And in THIS game, there ARE no EXTRA LIVES!! It's called Plormo and it is a rogue-like where you play as the eponymous Plormo, exploring caves and dungeons for loot. It comes out in the year 2041 and it is very popular initially (great gameplay, graphics, fun supporting character named Moop who gives you hints and sings), but Plormo loses popularity when people realize that the game kills you.

— In the mid-2000s, the shock-rap group the Insane Clown Posse was revealed to be under FBI investigation. An excerpt from the FBI's secret dossier: "THESE CLOWNS HAVE ATTITUDE! BUT THEY SPIT REAL SH*T, TOO."

— George W. Bush one time dressed up as a ghoul to scare his daughter. The name of that ghoul? Dick Cheney . . .. !!!

— Banksy one time painted George W. Bush dressed up as Ronald McDonald The Hedgehog 3.

— FBI on Banksy: "We must not let these insightful paintings reach the public . . . it could cause chaos!"

— The Pope, upon seeing that Banksy had teamed up with the Insane Clown Posse: "Yes. . . . everything is going according to plan."

— The Pope, to his Northern Cardinal: "Tell me. . . . what do you know about State Birds?"

— "When you think about it, don't we ALL wear masks, every day?" — The Masked Philosopher

— "Buddy, don't get me started!" — The Man In The Iron Mask (cut scene)

— Popular Costumes For Demented Month, 2024:

- Greasy Screaming Man

- Flirty Pope

- State Bird Of Virginia

- Generic Buster Of Ghosts

- Pile Of Discarded Bricks

- Angry Rabid Dog Running 25 Miles Per Hour At Your Car

- Flirty Succubus

— Dick Cheney's Dying Words In 2041: "Plormo is a must-play experience"