Sep 12, 2021
Milo: Ei, estΓ‘ acordada? NΓ£o consigo dormir.
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Milo: Ei, estΓ‘ acordada? NΓ£o consigo dormir.
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Am I missing something here? Is turkey a code word you randomly throw into a chat? And is it expected that one replies instantly? Help me out please. Iβm unsure why this ones unhappy. (Phone no censored.)
Well then why the f*ck did you swipe right then Jay? π€·ββοΈπ
Let's all just use our friend's accounts now, why don't we?
Given I don't have a photo showing myself I wonder how he knows that I'm a beauty... Maybe he is a psychic????
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Finding Wally.
(My profile on Tinder said, in part, searching for Wally since 1980.) Tinder guy: Hey I've got great news. Me: Ooooh, do tell please. Tinder guy: it's regarding Wally. Me: Oh now I'm excited. Don't leave me hanging! Tinder guy: I know where he is. :) Me: No way!!!! How did you find him? Tinder guy: It was quite easy really. I've known for 28 years. Me: Oh what? And you've never told anyone? There are so many people looking for his whereabouts. Tinder guy: Want to see? Me: Well I already know what he looks like- red and white striped top, black glasses and a beanie. Tinder guy: That's actually a fallacy. Me: Wow. This almost has the air of a conspiracy theory. I am beginning to suspect illuminati involvement to tell the truth. Tinder guy: Can I send you a pic? How can I do that? Me: My email is X. (Didn't want him to have my number.) *Checked email and instead of Wally there were two pics. One a dick. Another a dick dressed up with glasses and beanie.* Me: Uhhhh that's not Wally. Tinder guy: Yes it is! Me: Pretty sure it's not. Tinder guy: Yeah that's the Wallster in the big hard flesh. Me: ??? Tinder guy: My dicks name is Wally. Do you want to come play hide and seek and say you found Wally? π *me: sighs and deletes.*
My profile on Tinder said, in part, searching for Wally since 1980. Tinder guy: Hey I've got great news. Me: Ooooh, do tell please. Tinder guy: it's regarding Wally. Me: Oh now I'm excited. Don't leave me hanging! Tinder guy: I know where he is. :) Me: No way!!!! How did you find him? Tinder guy: It was quite easy really. I've known for 28 years. Me: Oh what? And you've never told anyone? There are so many people looking for his whereabouts. Tinder guy: Want to see? Me: Well I already know what he looks like- red and white striped top, black glasses and a beanie. Tinder guy: That's actually a fallacy. Me: Wow. This almost has the air of a conspiracy theory. I am beginning to suspect illuminati involvement to tell the truth. Tinder guy: Can I send you a pic? How can I do that? Me: My email is X. (Didn't want him to have my number.) *Checked email and instead of Wally there were two pics. One a dick. Another a dick dressed up with glasses and beanie.* Me: Uhhhh that's not Wally. Tinder guy: Yes it is! Me: Pretty sure it's not. Tinder guy: Yeah that's the Wallster in the big hard flesh. Me: ??? Tinder guy: My dicks name is Wally. Do you want to come play hide and seek and say you found Wally? π *me: sighs and deletes.*
Tinder guy: So what do you do for work A? Me: Most days I just be awesome. You? Him: Well I try to be awesome too. But I'm also a doctor. Me: Cool. What kind? Him: Emergency. Me: Very cool. Him: So what I'm thinking A- can you guess? Me: No. As a general rule the working of a man's mind is way way beyond me. Him: Ok so I'm thinking we play doctors and nurses. π Me: Hmmm i remember playing that when I was a kid. That and cubby houses. Do you have a cubby house? Him: No. But I have something much much better. Me: What? Him: A dick. Me: Oh. Him: So I'm thinking we play me being the doctor and having to check you over. Intimately. Me: Can we play cubbies after? Or barbies? Or maybe we could do some drawing? I have crayons. *And this is where he unmatched me.*