"HOLY CHEESE AND CRACKERS..."
*video of noelle quickly flicking her room's lightswitch on and off. she quickly gasps and points the camera down at her hooves.* Holy cheese and crackers, guys... It's Uboa...
"I FOUND MEW UNDER THE TRUCK??"
*footage of catti's dad under his car changing the oil* Yeah, holy crap, guys, I thought it was a myth, but... *noelle giggles* *she turns the camera towards herself* *text reading "XDDDDDDDD" appears on screen*
"PART 2/? - I FOUND A BAD EGG!!!"
*noelle holds an egg painted to look like one from pokemon up to the camera* Yeah, I tried throwing it out again, but it just came back...
*she very gently places the egg in the trashcan, closes the cabinet, and opens it again. the egg is gone.* I just can't seem to... get rid of it... *she walks over to her fridge and opens it, the egg is there* Yeah, I think my fridge might have had a bit too much fruitcake, *she zooms in on the fruitcake in the fridge* haha... Sound off in the comments if you have any ideas on how to get rid of this thing.
"WEIRD CAT PETTERZ RPG GLITCH"
*noelle is pointing her phone camera at an old-looking tv* Uh, yeah, I don't even know how to describe what's going on here... Did somebody, uh... *she laughs* Did one of you shove fruitcake into the VCR when I wasn't looking? Seriously, if anyone knows what's going on here, leave a comment...
"LITTLE-KNOWN DRAGON BLAZERS SOFTLOCK?"
*more of a scripted tone here, but her mic still sucks* Most people know that in the original Dragon Blazers, you can get softlocked in the cross-shaped maze if you don't bring the character who knows the way through. It's even acknowledged in the manual as "one of the bad guy's magic spells". But did you know that you can actually get softlocked even earlier? If you save in the area just south of the forest dungeon, then avoid saving riiight up until your sister gets cursed, then die, you can actually warp back to an area that's impossible to traverse without one of her debuffed spells. If you save there, you'll never be able to get out. Spooky!
"60 seconds of OG Cat Petterz ambience"
*a wide shot of noelle's desk, including her computer (open to Cat Petterz), a few school books, and an open window. it's a beautiful day outside. the camera jitters slightly with the natural shake of noelle's hands.* *there is text on screen that reads: "It looks like you've been scrolling for a while! Maybe you should take a break with some cozy Cat Petters ambiance."* *there is something dark outside the window* *it lurks, it writhes* *it seems to greet you* *noelle holds the camera just as steadily as before. does she not notice?* *how could she not...?*
You feel compelled to scroll back on her profile, as far as you can go. You open one of the oldest videos you can find.
"FUNNNY Ice-E Snow prank on sister"
*noelle's finger covers most of the camera. the edges of a snowy forest scene are visible around it. she speaks in hushed tones to another child.*
You're sure about this…?
Okay, you're probably right… If it's for a funny video, then…
Right, it's fine… I'll relax, you just watch me!
*the camera's perspective changes.*
AAAH!!! I JUST SAW ICE-E OVER THERE!!!
…
YEAH, OVER THERE!!!
*the wet crunch of a hand compressing snow is heard.
noelle huffs, dashing forward. a taller person fills out the edges of the frame. a rustling of fabric nearly peaks the microphone, and then the person shrieks.*
-- HEY!!! WHAT THE--
*the camera backs up again.*
Elly, why would you…
…
You little shit…!
Wait! They didn't-- It was me that--
*the video cuts out. it resumes to a closeup of noelle's face.*
I just realized… I had my finger over the camera the whole time, fahaha… Uhh, I guess I'll post the video anyway…
Yeah, yeah, I'm still posting it! I'm doing it right now!
**END.**
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Eric getting Melissa and Richard to do this is too funny 😂 also poor Melissa at the end there omgggg (but I love this chaotic trio so much!!) And Lisseth & Jenna’s comments are great too!
