Sir Tim Laurence smashes a coconut, a ritual believed to banish bad luck as Princess Anne watches on, during a visit to Vajira Pillayar Kovil Hindu temple in Colombo, Sri Lanka, as part of day three of their visit, on 12 January 2024.

Is Luca’s reason for not showing us Elio and Oliver having sex in the Midnight scene (and the other intimate scenes) not becoming more and more apparent by the day?!  Also, the lack of clear crotch shots that make it so y’all are forced to go full-on Nancy Drew to find them??! I’m thinking things got a little too reeeealll on set. Well actually I’ve thought this since I saw it back in September. But EVEN MORE SO now!