#timesapprentice

            ❝ – Mwuahahahaha !! ❞

            He bellowed, black leather-clad fingers curling maniacally around his jawline a betrayal of his own excitement -- it was a move that he’d practiced quite carefully, ascertaining the perfect angle that made him look the most intimidating. From beneath the cover of his cape, he pulled a detonator ( that looked conspicuously like a television remote that had been modified with a tiny satellite dish stuck to the top ), presenting it with a menacing flourish for the anticipated hero.

            ❝ – you’re too late, Metro FOOL!! As soon as I press this button, the entire city will be subjected to my -- ❞ 

            Suddenly, all movement and dramatic show on his part ceased, bright green eyes darting up and down the unfamiliar figure in a lack of recognition. The villain’s arms fell to his sides, the remote detonator dangling haplessly by his hip as he addressed the stranger with a frank voice, entirely absent of its previous maniacal embellishment.

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parks & recreation sentence starters, ( closed ): @timesapprentice​

“Guess you don’t really build muscles jumping through time, huh?”

“If you wanted the Doctor Strange that likes time magic, you’ll want to go a couple dimensions over.” Stephen tipped his head up to look at the girl. He was sitting on his cloak. Several feet in the air. Upside-down.

I Literally Asked For This

   She stares at him for a few seconds, nose and brow crinkling in confusion at the words that just left his mouth. And her lips silently repeat them, mouthing the syllables to herself as though they will somehow make sense that way. But then, all at once, realization seems to crash down upon her and Renet lets out a loud snort.

       ❝Curse a–you meant curse like a magic thing, right? At first I thought you wanted me to say ‘fuck nerf swords’ or something,❞ she explains between giggles before suddenly falling quiet and crossing her arms. Her bright blue eyes drill seriously into his own as she continues. ❝But, like, no. I’m a timestress, Leo, not a witch. I don’t curse things!❞

⚔ ❝     no  . . .  what i meant was if it  WAS AT ALL  possible if anyone could curse a nerf sword, or even a sword at all, renet    ❞ he murmured, rubbing the back of his neck. maybe he should have been more clear. it didn’t matter now  - - - -   the only reason he asked was for future reference. there was  A LOT  going on in the universe right now &&  . .   he wanted a vacation.

ooc;; oh hewwo