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TIMEJAMMED KEYCHAINS GUYS!! I have a few more but these are my favourites

(I only had jewelry making stuff for it but it's okay)

TIMEJAMMED IS SO PEAKK

What was your opinion when you first met the Beast cookies from before and after corruption?

🥚: 'The Beasts'? ...Is that what we're called nowadays?

🧈: Yup! I don't think you're a beast though, dear, just... different than what you were before.

🥚: Don't call me 'dear', or I'll turn you into an omlett.

🥚: ... My old friends have changed in more ways than one, some more than others... I suppose I'll go through them one by one.

'Shadow Milk', as he's called now, is probably the one I'm a little more confused about - he does look like the Fount still, kind of, but he's certainly more... what's the word? Manic? Erratic? I'm always wondering what drove him this far to blatant insanity.

'Mystic Flour', the Saint of Volition as I knew her, is probably the one who's physically changed most - much, much taller than before - though she still has that calm, oddly tranquil feeling around her... actually, that might just be the Apathy rubbing off on me. Other than that, I've nothing more, though I do enjoy visiting her Pure Virtue - what was his name again? ... 'Dark Cacao Cookie', I find him and his son pleasant.

'Eternal Sugar', Architech of Happiness, well she's probably the one who changed the least. She's taller, still has that same yearning for love, still pinker than a newborn mortal. She's just become awfully obssesive over this 'Hollyberry' Cookie and the creatures in her Garden, I haven't visited in a while in fear she'll shackle me to the fountain... again...

'Silent Salt', that's the Salt of Solidarity I think, he's similar to Eternal Sugar - I can still recognise him, but it's taken some time to get my head around his new appearance. I do give my condolences to him for the loss of Elder Faerie, and I hope he can learn to move on from his grief...

'Burning Spice'? (... that's just the Herald of Change finally hitting puberty...)

[🧈🥚:Shared Laughing]

🥚: In all honesty, I am quite proud of him finally accepting his centipede genetics, and I do visit him often to make sure he's okay. Though, that does not mean I'm letting him run from the destruction and death he has caused already, and will be ensuring he regularly gets my foot up his ass for causing so much needless violence...

I wonder how his son is doing...

🥚: Myself, am Pansexual and Polyamorous. Benign Butter is Bisexual and Polyamorous.

🧈: It was pretty common in our homeland to have multiple partners - three or four typically! Don't think it's that common nowadays, though?

🥛🃏: Men and women? And you still can't pull a new wife??

🧈: ... Aren't you supposed to be doing my makeup?

🥛🃏: Aren't you supposed to be a dad?

- transcript written by Benign Butter

(A photo of myself in drag with the whole-ass circus below)

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Is this working?

If it is, hello! My name is Rotten Egg Cookie.

A... uh...

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A friend of mine recommended me to announce, I will be taking questions...

(Oh dear the stars he's smiling...)

I'm not sure if I will be able to answer all of them, though, I'll be happy to try and answer as many as I can! Perhaps it would do me some good to socialise with the modern world.

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Not sure what else you want me to say, Butter...

A photo? Sure.

- Transcript written by Benign Butter Cookie! シ