#timejammedau

(+ Fluorescent Fragrance and Rotten Egg headcanons)

Eternal Sugar developed a lazy eye after her corruption

Shadow Milk has an unbearable sweet tooth, but only on new moons

The First Virtues actually had a different method for counting their ages:

10 mortal years = 1 Virtue year

Capsaicin is Herald of Change's child. Due to this, he ages like his father too. (See the above headcanon for further)

Capsaicin gains more 'centipede' traits as he grows older - again, due to his father's genes.

Candy Apple has a form of synesythia! Specifically; her brain links sounds to certain colours.

Pavlova is REALLY good at poker...

White Lily sunburned easily

[OC stuff yippeeee]

Rotten Egg Cookie regularly silk-presses her hair.

When the other Beasts met REC as the Beast of Hunger, they didn't recognise her at ALL until they saw her Souljam. Understandable considering how much she changed.

REC is relatively skilled at dance, specifically tango, salsa, and free-styling! :]

REC sometimes has moments of derealisation, where she searches her Pavillion for her child and 'speaks' to her followers.

FFC gets random nosebleeds - the other Beasts jokingly treat this as an omen of some kind

FFC is a wonderful singer!

Herald of Change once taught Faerie of Compassion how to belly dance!

If I had to give REC a theme tune, I would give her this:

Greetings, gooners, my name is N3on! I'm a British person, and I am opening both art commissions, and writing commissions!

Info under the cut:

Do you think that Rye Cookie and Chili Pepper Cookie would have been huge fans of Benign Butter Cookie? Since he would've been the "Greatest Bounty Hunter" across Earthbread...?

🖋 = Me, n3on!

🖋: I would say the pair would look up to him in a way! Rye Cookie in terms of his achievements - being able to catch so many wrong-doers in his lifetime as a bounty hunter. And Chilli Pepper in terms of how much money he must have (as well as the bounty above his own head)

🧈: "Weeell~ I wouldn't say I was the Greatest Bounty Hunter, but I was pretty damn good wasn't I?"

🥚: "... aren't you supposed to be looking after Shadow Milk?"

🧈: "Silent Salt said he'd look after him! They'll be fine, don't worry!"

🥚: "Oh, okay then... HOLD ON- YOU HAVE A BOUNTY OVER YOUR HEAD????"

Meanwhile, with Shadow Milk and Silent Salt:

🐜⚔️: "Having fun down there, buddy?"

🃏🥛: (Convulsing on the floor, foaming at the mouth, and barely concious within a furious rabies episode) "I-I- hurgh- hope Elder Fa-Faerie says y-[hic]-your dick's s-mall-augh-"

What was your opinion when you first met the Beast cookies from before and after corruption?

🥚: 'The Beasts'? ...Is that what we're called nowadays?

🧈: Yup! I don't think you're a beast though, dear, just... different than what you were before.

🥚: Don't call me 'dear', or I'll turn you into an omlett.

🥚: ... My old friends have changed in more ways than one, some more than others... I suppose I'll go through them one by one.

'Shadow Milk', as he's called now, is probably the one I'm a little more confused about - he does look like the Fount still, kind of, but he's certainly more... what's the word? Manic? Erratic? I'm always wondering what drove him this far to blatant insanity.

'Mystic Flour', the Saint of Volition as I knew her, is probably the one who's physically changed most - much, much taller than before - though she still has that calm, oddly tranquil feeling around her... actually, that might just be the Apathy rubbing off on me. Other than that, I've nothing more, though I do enjoy visiting her Pure Virtue - what was his name again? ... 'Dark Cacao Cookie', I find him and his son pleasant.

'Eternal Sugar', Architech of Happiness, well she's probably the one who changed the least. She's taller, still has that same yearning for love, still pinker than a newborn mortal. She's just become awfully obssesive over this 'Hollyberry' Cookie and the creatures in her Garden, I haven't visited in a while in fear she'll shackle me to the fountain... again...

'Silent Salt', that's the Salt of Solidarity I think, he's similar to Eternal Sugar - I can still recognise him, but it's taken some time to get my head around his new appearance. I do give my condolences to him for the loss of Elder Faerie, and I hope he can learn to move on from his grief...

'Burning Spice'? (... that's just the Herald of Change finally hitting puberty...)

[🧈🥚:Shared Laughing]

🥚: In all honesty, I am quite proud of him finally accepting his centipede genetics, and I do visit him often to make sure he's okay. Though, that does not mean I'm letting him run from the destruction and death he has caused already, and will be ensuring he regularly gets my foot up his ass for causing so much needless violence...

I wonder how his son is doing...