#timedetonated

'This firewood was used to wipe president Lincoln's ass'

I found one of those and it was like 'no'.

Always post the rules.

Answer the questions of the person who tagged you.

Then write 11 new ones.

Tag 11 people.

Let them know you tagged them.

My questions

1.) When you’re trying to sleep what does disturb you most - light or sounds?

Sounds. You can leave lights on, I don't care, but if there's a TV or a radio on or if someone nearby is talking too loud, there is no way I'm getting to sleep. The same goes for my cat, who likes to meow incessantly at me throughout the night.

2.) About friends - what is the stupidest thing you done to them?

Ehehe, where to start? I've pulled a ton of stupid stunts and tricks on my friends; being an occasional nuisance is pretty much how I show affection. Usually it's randomly poking them in the face or making really bad puns--or really mean fandom jokes.

But I must confess that I have been known to steal things off of their desks and just grinning like a fool waiting for them to notice it's missing. Like pencils. Or iPhones. Or the occasional pack of Pop Tarts.

3.) Did you like the last film you watched?  Which one was it?

I watched The Italian Job two nights ago. If you're like me and are into movies about stealing stuff, I highly recommend it.

4.) How far do you live from the capital?

The capital of America or the capital of my state? If it's the former, hella far--I'm in Colorado. If it's the latter, I'm only an hour or so's drive away.

5.) If you could mix a perfect person from different (real or fictional) persons - who would you choose?

UGGGH WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?

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I am so sorry, I have no idea how to answer this. Pretty much everyone I'm thinking of is perfect in their own way, and it doesn't seem...well, right to combine them.

Sorry!

6.) Skiing or swimming?

Swimming. Skiing's fun, but I've only gone once and I have no clue what I'm doing.

7.) If you drink - favourite drink?

No alcohol for me! I'm underage.

8.) Are you into DIY?

Yes, but it can sometimes lead to a situation where my pride is on the line if I can't get anything to work.

9.) 30’s or 90’s?

90's.

10.) Favourite song this moment?

"Seven Devils" by Florence + the Machine.

11.) Collecting anything?

The skeletons of my foes Just kidding. If amassing enough books for a large army counts as collecting, then sure, I do.

Alright, here are my questions!

Have you ever had a friend introduce you to something, and then wound up becoming more obsessed than your friend is?

If you could have any creature, real or mythical, for a pet, and money, habitat, and safety wasn't a concern, what would you have?

Do you have that one song that just makes you feel like a badass no matter what the occasion? What is it?

On a scale of one to Captain America, how long do you typically sleep?

You can master any language in one day, and you'll remain fluent in said language forever. What language do you pick?

Ice powers or fire powers?

If you could change your name to anything you wanted, what name would you choose?

Ruler or conqueror?

Who is the last person you talked to?

One person you know on Tumblr that you'd like to get to know better?

iPod or mp3 player?

Tagged:

its really bad that when I saw the word ‘police’ I thought there was going to be a Javert reference. I read the whole thing for nothing. *sobs*

Naa, it just means you're dedicated.

If you were a guy then I would be obligated to make out with you. which brings up an important point, girls are attracted to scottish accents, but are boys?

Because this is being written, we can class it as science.

Well I've not got guys throwing themselves at me, and I've been away from Britain many times and I haven't been mobbed.