May 7, 2025
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP IT'S HER DAY
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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP IT'S HER DAY
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Timecop 2: The Berlin Decision (part 2)
Timecop 2: The Berlin Descision (part 1)
I'm in love with this stupid, beautiful movie. I could've took a million more screenshots!
--- Brandon Miller, Timecop 2. x
Timecop 2 and Final Encounter/ For the Cause have been added to the drive!
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Thomas Ian Griffith as Brandon Miller in Timecop 2 circa 2003.
πΆ: Daylight - David Kushner
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I NEED THIS FILM!!!!
"Timecop 2: The Berlin Decision" (2003) review
DO NOT read this if you enjoyed the movie because it's just going to really piss you off pls and thank you :))
Within 5 minutes, I already knew that this was going to be a nearly unwatchable mess- and it was almost literally unwatchable because the opening scenes use that stupid "let's turn down the brightness to make it look dark out instead of just waiting to film at night" π€‘π
But anyway, this movie perhaps holds the record for "shortest amount of time that I held out hope it was going to be good" π«‘π¬
We get a small silver lining in the form of Thomas' gorgeous white hair and tuxedo and him speaking German π«
These special effects are truly painful to look at; absolutely abysmal; mom come get me I'm scared π
whY DOES YOUNG BRANDON MILLER HAVE A MANE LIKE FILCH FROM HARRY POTTER π FURTHERMORE WHY EVEN INCLUDE THAT AT ALL WHEN THOMAS WAS FKIN 41 YEA R S O L D π JUST GET A DIFFERENT ACTOR FOR THE YOUNG VERSION FFS π
MPK I can't believe they got you too; how and why did y'all do this?? Did u owe someone a favor?
At least she and Thomas, as usual, both really put their all into what they were given
The "romance" with Jason Scott Lee and her was so manufactured and unnecessary tho
The amount that everyone is fucking with the timeline is stressing me out way too much ππ
Thomas sure does make a handsome evil cowboy in his black hat outfit though; wish he would buy *this* pretty little girl a drink ππ»π₯ (love that none of the wild west pioneers question his 00s sunglasses tho)
By the middle of the movie, I just completely stopped caring; only other thing of note to mention is that he looked hot in the climactic scene where he was threatening to kill a child with a gun and we got some high kicks
The ending is basically that everything goes back to the way it was at the beginning, aka the most boring possible thing that has you wondering what the point of all of your suffering was
I genuinely haven't a clue where the raving reviews on IMDb are from because there's **no way** we were watching the same movie. Can safely say this is one of the worst I've ever seen, 3/10 and that's all only for Thomas and MPK
yikes ππ₯