Dec 7, 2014
Fiodor es un Time Hamster!! :) by Aishabatgirl on Flickr.
Either that mug is full to the brim with secret timey-wimey stuff, or that hamster is levitating. (But I would not put it past a TimeHamster to do just that.)
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Fiodor es un Time Hamster!! :) by Aishabatgirl on Flickr.
Either that mug is full to the brim with secret timey-wimey stuff, or that hamster is levitating. (But I would not put it past a TimeHamster to do just that.)
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'Involuntary TimeTravel Disorder'
It's a strange life, the life of a Time Hamster suffering from 'Involuntary TimeTravel Disorder'. What's that you are thinking. You have probably never heard of it. It means I time travel at random intervals to random places. It can be very inconvenient disappearing mid dinner, or drink as it is.
I seem to gravitate back to The TARDIS or where it has been or is going to. That covers pretty much anywhere in the whole of time and space, reality and unreality. I never know where I'm going to be I just hope I've some friends once I get there!
My story hasn't finished, I'm not yet a full Time Hamster and The Doctor's TARDIS is something to do with my destiny. (I think at least either that or its just the universe playing a joke on me. Which could be what is happening to be fair I do insult the universe quite a lot. Well if its going to make me appear inside the toilet I'm not going to be happy but sadly the universe is one thing I cannot bite.) So I will continue to return till my story plays out its course.
Listen...
He thought he had never been alone, never really and he was quite right. But, that wasn't a bad thing. I'm not a bad thing. But I've always been there well nearly always I do come and go but I'm always drawn back to the TARDIS. Sometimes he remembers me sometimes he doesn't. Sometimes I never even see him, but I'm there wandering the corridors alone with a little bottle and a song. It's a lonely old life as the last (and first) of the Time Hamsters but I cope and the adventures. Well, they are what make a hamster's life!
Flash Forward
'"A hamster that fell into the Time Vortex is a special thing indeed." I was told once, but I'm not so sure sometimes.' Said Zaphod shrugging his tiny shoulders.
'But you can do it? Can't you? Save us all?'
'Yes. Probably. Well I hope so anyway.' Said Zaphod distractedly, he was busy fixing some loose words. Zaphod was about five inches tall, a stocky little fellow covered in golden, ginger-brown fur, with a white belly and a pink nose. If it wasn't for the intelligent glint in his little black eyes you could mistake him for a normal hamster. Not the Time Hamster he is.