THE DANK SOUND OF THUNDER - PINK FLOYD'S THE DELICATE SOUND OF THUNDER CRACK
Ahhhh, backstage... the energy is frenetic. A band are getting ready to take to stage and give it their all. Their passions are displayed in their full---
David: WHERE TF IS EVERYONE???
David: Why is he always like this?
David: *stomps to the musicians room backstage and comically bursts in like kool aid man*
Nick: *drinking tea and eating crustless pie while acting as a therapist*
Tim: It all started when I was 6...
Nick: *not really listening and eating pie*
Rachel and Machan: *listening to 'Born to Die' by Lana Del Rey while they have a spa session. They're reading magazines, doing each others nails and other girly shit*
Gary and Durga: *Blasting white girl anthems comically loud and bass boosted like 'A Thousand Years' by Christina Perri and 'A Thousand Miles' by Vanessa Carlton*
Scott: MY TUMBLR IS DOWN *panics in mullet*
Jon: *stood in the corner being a sad boi*
Guy: *materialises out of thin air*
Jon: *shocked pikachu face*
Guy: don't worry bro I gotchu *opens arms and hugs Jon*
David: WE'RE GOING ON STAGE IN 3 SECONDS WHAT ARE YOU IDIOTS DOING???
Everyone in the room: *bombastic side eye*
Rachel: bestie it won't take us long to get ready 😃
David: THEY NEED US ON STAGE NOW
Rachel: k cool thanks *slams door on David*
*opens door and finds everyone is suddenly ready for the show*
Machan: let my girl cook 😩✨️
Gary: I can't wait for the new Lana Del Rey album 😩
Durga: sad girl era bestie 💅🏻😗
Scott: MY TUMBLR IS BACK BITCH
Jon and Guy: *violently making out*
Guy: I told you I'll always watch over you.
Jon: wait... y-you're an angel? 😳
Guy: YOU DUMB BITCH I'M A GHOST
Rick: told you that that trick would be useful *is secretly a thousand year old vampire who lives in a giant castle and didn’t die in 2008 and is actually there right now*
Guy: thanks for teaching me bestie 😌💅🏻