Rocky Cocodino
Arnie introduces this week's guest, Rocky Cocodino, a used horse salesman. He's brought a selection of horses with him, on the way to Night of Horses. One of them is magic, and has a backwards head due to a botched counter-spell. It's not really a riding horse. Another beast is missing a back leg. Used does not mean used-up. They just need to be upcycled a bit.
Arnie confesses his distaste for salesmen. Rocky explains he is merely trying to save these horses from an early death. Rocky offers up Jeanzo: he comes standard with a built-in saddle, trot control, a long, lazy tail, and one mid-sized butthole. He also comes with marebags emblazoned with "Rocky Cocodino". Rocky admits he lied. The horse's name is David. Arnie still hates salesfolk.











