because that’s when you know im obsessed with it
(disclaimer: I meant to do this literally two weeks ago but I didn’t think I had enough but I stopped for a bit and my adhd brain promptly forgot about it for a week and then remembered and then forgot for another week, and honestly i meant to actually make this for like a month before that but i didnt actually start finding the quotes until two weeks ago, but it’s fine I’m here now)
Akk: Ayan is a little bitch.
Wat: Why?
Akk: Number one, he’s little. Number two, he’s a bitch.
Namo: The floor is lava!
Kan: *helps Thua onto the counter*
Akk: *kicks Wat off the sofa*
Ayan: *lays on the floor*
Namo: ...Are you okay?
Ayan: No.
(im 80% certain this is a deleted scene from the beach episodes)
*Akk and Ayan are planning to break in somewhere*
Akk: We need to distract the guards.
Ayan: Right.
Akk: What are we gonna do?
Ayan: I'm gonna break their elbows while you poke their eyes.
Akk:
Ayan:
Akk: Deal.
Akk: Aye, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.
Ayan, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than his size: Spooky.
Akk: I'm going to take a shower, I'll be right back.
Ayan: Why are you telling me this, I don't care.
Ayan, right after Akk leaves the room: I miss him already.
Aye: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.
Aye, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.
Akk: I fell—
Aye: From heaven?
Akk: No, I literally fell—
Aye: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Akk: MY ARM IS BROKEN!
Aye: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.
Aye: Are we fighting or flirting?
Akk: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Aye: Your point?
Thua: Two bros!
Kan: Chillin' in a hot tub!
Thua and Kan, in unison: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK!
Akk: I owe you one.
Aye: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.
Thua: I want to kiss you.
Kan, not paying attention: What?
Thua: I said if you die, I wont miss you.
(its okay thua, he's not ignoring you, he has adhd. just kiss him, he'll be happy, trust me)
Kan: And now for a gay update with Akk and Aye.
Akk: Getting gayer.
Kan: Thank you, Akk.
Wat: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Thua recently.
Kan: No, Wat, it's not what it looks like, I swear.
Wat: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Kan: No! You’re the only one for me.
Wat: Is that so?
Kan: I promise! Thua and I are just dating, okay? He’s my boyfriend.
Wat: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?
Kan: You are still my one and only best friend! He’s just the love of my life, nothing more!
Wat: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?
Kan: Of course bro!
Wat: Bro...
Thua: What the-
*at 3am*
Kan: *runs into Akk’s room and turns on the light* Wake up sleepyhead!
Akk: *wakes up* Dude!
Kan: *cackles*
Aye: *sits up from where he was sleeping behind akk* What the fuck, Kan?
Kan: *jaw drops* Wait WHAT-
(the original vine is now playing over and over in my head and its probably my favourite vine and its literally them and i love it so much gerjdhgbrh)
Kan: This totally sucks, man.
Akk: This is horrible.
Kan: Yeah, I know, I mean look at everything the curse did to those rulebreakers today.
Akk: No, it’s not that, it’s Aye.
Akk: It’s just like, I can’t get him out of my head and every time I look at him I have these pains in my chest, and I just know it’s his fault, that bitch!
(AVPM QUOTE LETS GOOO and yes it is perfection and is exactly canon i take no criticism)
Kan: Did Thua just tell me he loved me for the first time?
Akk: Yeah, he did.
Kan: And did I just do finger guns back?
Akk: Yeah, you did.
(oh you sweet sweet maybe-bisexual man)
Aye: *finds a note* Hmm, whats this?
Kan: Hey, that's mine! *tries to grab it*
Aye: Aww, it's a love note for Thua?
Kan: No-
Aye: *opens it*
Aye:
Kan:
Aye: I can't read this.
(is it because the contents are too explicit to read or because kan's handwriting is awful? you decide)
Kan: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?
Akk: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Aye, deer!"
Kan: ...And what did you say?
Aye: ..."Yes, Honey?"
Kan: I love you.
Thua: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.
*Kan and Thua kiss passionately*
Wat, to Akk: You owe me 20 dollars.
(HES BEEN SAYING IT FOR YEARS AND THEY FINALLY DID IT. IMAGINE THE VICTORIOUS FEELING WAT FELT IN THAT MOMENT. NOT TO MENTION THE JOY AT HIS SHIP FINALLY GETTING TOGETHER. BRO IS AS PHENOMENAL AS TIW AND I LOVE HIM SO FREAKING MUCH (someone write a crossover fic where tiw and wat get together and plot their ships' getting together. if someone has already written this, please tell me)
Kan: Time sensitive question how flirt boy.
Akk: Throw rocks at he.
Aye: Hot Dogs.
Wat: Kill him.
Kan: Thanks guys.
Kan, trying to sound happy: *about Aye and Thua* They’d make a cute couple, huh?
Akk, holding back tears: They certainly are standing next to each other.
(first few episodes core. specifically when aye is whispering in thua's ear and theyre both just standing to the side watching it happen and completely unaware that this means they are gay and in love with one of them)
Thua: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Kan: Um...Neat.
*later*
Kan, lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," Akk. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.
Akk, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Kan. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Aye confessed his love for me?
Kan: Didn't you thank him?
Akk: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him.
Kan: How is the most beautiful person in the world?
Thua: *blushing* I—
Aye, butting into the conversation: Akk is perfect, thanks for asking.
Wat: Do you love Kan?
Thua: Yeah, I do.
Wat: Akk! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 baht!
Akk: We all love Kan. You should've asked if he was IN love with him.
Thua: I thought that was implied.
Akk: ...
Wat: ...
Thua, looking straight at Akk: Congrats Wat, you just won 100 baht.
Akk: Are you trying to seduce me?
Aye: Why, are you seducible?
Aye: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.
Wat: Oh, you’ve been?
Aye: Once. In Monopoly.
Wat: When I was a kid, Kan told me that the paper strip that’s in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year.
Teacher Sani: They are!
Wat: FOR REAL?
Sani: No! Why did you fall for it again?
Thua, on a random band name generator: Oooo! They Might Be Depressed Horses! That about sums up my friend group.
Akk: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.
Ayan: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.
Ayan: Hey, Akk, what do you think it would be like if we had kids?
Akk: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly.
Ayan: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it?
Akk: Can't really say I have.
Ayan: You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes.
Akk: Sorry, Aye. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.
Ayan: Talk dirty to me, baby~
Akk: The dishes.
Ayan: Wh-
Akk: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.
Ayan: My hands are cold.
Akk: Here, let me hold them.
Ayan: My lips are cold too.
Akk: *covers Ayan's mouth with his hand*
Akk: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.
Ayan: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.
Akk: ...
Akk: You mean ring bearER, right?
Ayan: ...
Akk: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
Ayan: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Akk: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.
Akk: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
Ayan: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
Akk: I said within reason, Ayan. How about I murder that guy?
Ayan: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?
Akk: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
Ayan: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Akk: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Ayan: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Akk: Is it working?
Akk: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Ayan: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Akk: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Ayan: Is it working?
and now, for my personal favourite...
Ayan: Akk is playing hard to get.
Ayan: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
that's all for now, but i promise, i will be back
