#throwingeggs

I have chickens that lay a lot of eggs daily. More than I can eat, so I've been throwing them at the deer to keep them out of my garden. They've been licking the eggs off of each other and now want me to hit them with eggs. It's a complete nightmare.

I call this piece The Donald Trump collection #donaldtrump #throwingeggs #ammunition #eggs #foundbythebins (at York Hall, Bethnal Green)

It's Mischief night! I live in Japan but I'm thinking about reliving a misspent youth chucking eggs at windows unprovoked? My reckoning is that if this ever happened here, it'd make the national news and result in custodial sentences of minors.