omg pink hair on fleek! it’s too bad you are so far away rn because my hair is blue and if we were hanging out we’d be cotton candy

hey you’re looking very boyish in this photo! i hope that comes off like the compliment i meant it to be

as a life-long city girl this story is amazing to me

ALSO I bought a dress today. … WITH POCKETS.

this might be a joke but that’s actually really awesome! whenever i discover a dress has pockets it’s very exciting form me

No joke! I tried it on and it was really pretty and summery and could also be worn at school so a super flexible dress of many purposes and really suited me and then I felt the sides and it had pockets. SOLD.

khaleesa replied to yourpost:

ALSO I bought a dress today. … WITH POCKETS.

I almost bought a dress with pockets the other day…but it didn’t fit quite right. I was disappointed. :(

That is very disappointing. :(

She woke up like this! Flawless!

risforrini said: i’m also trying to figure out blush and bronzing powder, since the bb cream/moisturizer tends to wash me out like a noh mask.

risforrini answered: i’m make up stupid so on a good day i have on lip tint, bb cream or tinted moisturizer, and my eyes tightlined. however i may try i cannot wing my eyeliner. :( i’m working my way up to eyeshadow at a snail’s pace.

aahh what do you use to tightline? i love the lightness and natural finish of BB cream relative to foundation, but i do wish that the korean brands came in a wider range of skin tones... i'm p. pale and i still look washed-out in photos when i wear BB cream. 

shes-a-voodoo-child answered: We all know how shit I am at makeup, but Maybelline Cover Girl concealer all day every day, MAC eyeshadow in gunpowder, and lipgloss for day, Kate Moss Rimmel or NARS red lipstick for trying to keep up with you.

psssh u are not shit at makeup & MAC eyeshadow in gunpowder is perfectly you! also i feel a compulsion to be fabulous around you; everyone else gets my regular face (i get waaaay more prettied up to meet you than to see, like, mr. mims)

getlouder answered: My Dr. Pepper lipgloss is my best friend. I’ll put on mascara but am balls at eyeshadow or eyeliner bc i always end up poking myself in the eye. that and the ocassional spot cover-upper and that’s about it.

HIHIHIHIHIHI UR BACK i have never worn Dr. Pepper lipgloss before but i am now making grabby pincers! "balls at eyeshadow" took me to a gillian flynn Dark Place in which people lovingly dust testicles with eyeshadow to use as powder puffs i'm sorry

throwalittletantrum answered: OMG I mentioned on here b4 I’m now allergic to dairy and a million other things so I had to throw out all my cosmetics! I now use BareMinerals powder foundation and Physicians Formula eye makeup. I use basic Ponds moisturizer for my face. No issues

Pipers Piping (11 facts about my body)

1.  I was a scabby baby and I am a scabby adult.

2.  I have a distinctive nose. On a lark, my friends and I did a photoshoot in which we donned disguises, but even with a wig and floppy hat and massive sunglasses, I was immediately identifiable by my nose. People have recognized me incognito /across/ a crowded NYC street because of my nose. 

3.  My butt is detachable.

4.  I have a shallow bellybutton.

5.  Trader Joe’s Coconut body butter is so deliriously good to my skin in the winter.

6.  My neck muscles are weak I cannot do a hairflip without my neck snapping.

7.  I am quite proud of my broad shoulders I’m curious how people with narrow shoulders wear purses or strap bags? don’t the straps just slide off?

8.  I was terribly upset as a child that I didn’t have some sort of birthmark.

9.  Lactose intolerant and forever sad about it (Lactaid doesn’t work for the rashes that I get if I consume dairy).

10. When I sunburn, I get freckles across my Asian face and they are adorable but you will never see them because I wear sunscreen every day even in winter even when I’m spending the entire day in the office.

11. I do lazy crunches every day in the morning (or most mornings), so there is a shining layer of muscle tucked underneath my bellyfat like UnderArmour.

Swans-a-Swimming (7 rivals/enemies)

1.  My profound indifference is the largest hurdle I have to overcome in my professional life.

2.  Milk products get them away from my mouth whyyyyyyyy (see #9 above)

3.  Tall people, usually men, who wear backpacks on the subway and then swing around hard so shorter people like myself catch a FACE FULL OF DIRTY BACKPACK

4.  Men.

5.  Sun.

6.  Cold.

Ooo I have seriously considered adding those to my action figure collection!