Aug 13, 2025
It's weird referencing something you think everyone in your age group knows and they don't get it. Like, wdym you don't know Cousin Throckmorton??
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It's weird referencing something you think everyone in your age group knows and they don't get it. Like, wdym you don't know Cousin Throckmorton??
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Good to know my legacy lives on
(to the tune of jingle bells)
A skateboarding cousin
His names throckmorton
He once skated down
A frictionless plane
Now we worship him
On tumblr forums
And if someone insults him then we will call them dumb
Hey
Throckmorton
Throckmorton
He knows how to skate
Frictionless planes
And skateboarding
Throckmorton saves the day
Hey
Throckmorton
Throckmorton
We love our cousin
He skates down
Frictionless planes
In a math problem!!!!
I like how tumblr (and Pinterest) collectively knows that if there is a post about skateboarding we have to comment something about our collective cousin
Cousin Throckmorton so chill he gave me 200 bucks when I asked for 5 & said "Keep the change"
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Spiders Georg: *Walks up to cousin Throckmorton, whilst eating spiders* I like your shoelaces
Throckmorton: Thanks, I stole them from the president. *Does a sick skateboard trick*
(add to this if you think of any classic Tumblr memes that I missed)
+1 glass of water
"stay hydrated"
@crime-offical
-1 wallet
Fuck
thanks for the water at least
New Throckmorton lore just dropped
My cousin Throckmorton looks like a little bitch