Jun 8
Robb: Wow, Tywin really hates us, Theon!
Theon: Yes, perhaps he's homophobic.
Robb: But we're not gay, Theon.
Theon: We're not?!?!?
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Robb: Wow, Tywin really hates us, Theon!
Theon: Yes, perhaps he's homophobic.
Robb: But we're not gay, Theon.
Theon: We're not?!?!?
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happy pride month, remember not to fall for the "not everything needs to be gay" propaganda. if you believe it's gay, it's gay
Theon: (about sansa and margaery) that looks very gay
Robb: are you looking in the mirror
Do you have fem!theon/robb recs? 👀
Hi, anon! So sorry for the wait.
Here’s the list of my favs, in no particular order.
1. Sow the Tide, Reap the Storm by WearyBlues
https://archiveofourown.org/works/44834152
Very long fem!Theon/Robb fic with a well thought out plot, beautiful prose and great character work. Although it’s ongoing, 81/86 chapters are already out.
2. Crimeless Punishment by FifteenthJessica
https://archiveofourown.org/works/58652626
This fic is an AU of “Sow the Tide, Reap the Storm” where fem!Theon gets executed as a child. Very well written and heartbreaking. ~2k words long.
3. Don't Miss by cheerynoir
https://archiveofourown.org/works/5040094#work_endnotes
Another fem!Theon execution fic, sorry, the idea’s just too good. It’s a Theon/Robb fic as well, except they’re both older in this one and the romance is more explicit. ~2,2k words
4. stay upon your shoreland by WearyBlues
https://archiveofourown.org/works/59722393
Very cute pre-canon fic from Robb’s POV, connected to “Sow the Tide, Reap the Storm” ~2,6k words
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I’m gonna need a ‘much ado about nothing’ fic for every single ship I’ve ever liked on my desk by 5pm. Please and thank you.
Theon and Robb get married in the Winterfell godswood as a joke, but it is still legally binding, so Robb can't be promised to a Frey girl and Theon's takeover of Winterfell goes a lot smoother because it's his castle (by marriage)
Bran writes to Robb complaining that Theon is a Big Meanie and a Tyrant and Please Come Back and Make Theon Stop Being Mean
Theon is full of Crimes and Wickednesses:
not letting Summer be on the table
catching Bran skipping lessons and then!! making him do those lessons!!
lying to Rickon because he said Robb would be home soon
(Theon adds a note with Bran's letter that is mostly just a doodle of a dick and the caption "this is what you're missing right now")
'me and my husband' but it's robb who steals a few breaths from the world for minute... and theon's the idiot with a painted face in the corner taking up space
(at least in this lifetime, they're sticking together. for better or worse)