For @threewickfic

Title: Under the Suit: Harry’s Birthday by @phantomlove908​

Rating: M

Pairings: Merhartwin

Major Warnings: N/a

Other Tags: Authoritative Merlin, Bottom Harry, Top Eggsy, Office Sex, Desk Sex, begging Harry, cuddling, Knickers?, You heard me!, Birthday Sex, Dom/Sub Undertones

Summary:  Eggsy and Merlin plan a surprise for Harry!! Just what do they have planned? ***Read the tags!!!!***

Title: Under the Suit: Playing Doctor  by @threewickfic​

Rating: M

Pairings: Side Hartwin, active Merwin, referenced Merlahad, casual Merhartwin

Major Warnings: N/a

Other Tags: First Aid Kink, Exhibitionism, Voyeurism Lite, Eggsy As Sidepiece, Married Merlahad, Everyone’s Gay, Eggsy Gets Stitches And A Boner

Summary: 

“Galahad, I’ve got another agent who needs me for a moment but-”

“Yes, go on, help Eggsy,” Harry snaps impatiently, words laboured and jostled.

Eggsy merely blinks at Merlin, eyes wide and innocent, his lower lip oozing blood. It takes a moment until he echoes in a saccharine, plaintive tone, “Yes, Merlin, go on, help Eggsy.”

xxx

Eggsy interrupts Merlin guiding Harry through a mission because he needs a little extra tending to.

Tagged by: @threewickfic thank you!!! <3 I loved reading your answers, and loved being tagged by ya <3

Relationship status: Happily married to my husband and wife! Wife and I also have a boyfriend/play partner & girlfriend/play partner, but. Things are a little weird there rn.

Favorite color: Purple! And pink and teal and blue. But purple is the top one!

Lipstick or chapstick: Both? They’re for different things! Like, I have a full set of awesome Doctor Who/Torchwood inspired flavored lip balms from this awesome seller on Etsy, BlueBoxBalm, and those are just for every day, keep my lips not drying out like the freaking Sahara and cracking and bleeding painfully.... and also for yummy licking, cause they’re yummy... But I have a nice assortment of brightly colored lipsticks for dress up days, so! Different uses!

Last song: In all seriousness, I’m pretty sure it’s the ‘Fuck this shit I’m out’ from that one stick figure video. XD Mary hadn’t seen it before, so was watching it, and it’s been half stuck in my head ever since.

Last Movie: P. sure it was Kingsman: The Golden Circle. I was trying to think if we’ve watched anything else since the last time I was at the theatre, and I don’t think we have, so. XD

Top three shows: ..... ow. Okay, how... Um.... Star Trek: TOS..... Buffy the Vampire Slayer.... Torchwood? /flails, there’s far too many more, like Voyager, or Doctor Who itself, but! but! but!

Top three ships: .... how am I supposed to pick only three ships, omggggggg. Um. Um. Um......... Jack Harkness/The Doctor(/Ianto, I’m totally cheating here, but idc XD)...... Buffy/Spike...... and Janeway/Chakotay. /stares longingly at her Kingsman ships, but. Only three ;;

Tag urself, I’m the taxidermied butterflies