"#full offense i would f*ck gordon ramsay's brains out" omg until i read this i had COMPLETELY forgotten that last night husband shuffled into the nursery at 3:00 am to find me halfway through changing a diaper, staring off into space, and i said "i was having a really really graphic dream that i was fucking gordon ramsay and his wife walked in on us and i felt so bad that i gave her our dog" and he just nodded and shuffled out again. it was a great dream. sleep deprivation is wild.
oh my goda;skdlfja;lsdkfjals;kf i want to spend a day inside ur head
i hope u and husband get good sleep soon and are enjoying parenthood as much as i expect is possible? as a person who has never made another person i am unsure as to what amount this is
i love u and ur brain
