Can you do threadvile headcannons for a reader that is fully human like instead of being turned into a puppet, when they went into the mirror, they just stayed human
🪡 Human in Threadville Headcanons🪡
🧍♂️ Your body makes you stand out immediately. The puppets, all made of bright and colorful felt and thread, are endlessly fascinated by the softness and warmth of human skin, the way you blink and breathe in a way they never do.
📏 You’re way taller than most puppets. Your movements are smoother too, and maybe a bit too fluid in their eyes.
👁️ The puppets are fascinated by you. You’re the only human around, and honestly, you’re a walking mystery to them. Sometimes they just stare at your skin or watch your nails while they're chatting with you, things they don’t really understand but find captivating.
🤲 Some puppets, like Charlotte occasionally find themselves reaching out to touch your hair or fingers, just to confirm that they’re not some elaborate costume.
🪶 Skin is a frequent topic of conversation. Veena once tried to gently touch your arm, then pulled back, whispering about how strange you feel. You’re a work of art made from a totally different material.
🧼 Veena asked to brush your hair once and was shocked at how strands fell out so easily. Veena also thinks bellybuttons are horrifying. Can’t stop staring at yours.
🌞 They like how warm you are. Most folks here are soft and cool to the touch felt or corduroy or cotton. But when your arm brushes his, he feels skin. He feels heat. He swears you’re like holding a pocketful of summer. And it confuses him. Because puppets don’t keep warmth. So where are you getting it from?
🎤 Your voice sounds so different Patty-Ann sometimes asks you to sing or talk, just because it’s soothing.
😂 Your laughter sounds different. Not stitched together like the others. Oliver didn’t know laughter could crack like that. He likes it. He really does. But now and then, he stares too long. Like he’s wondering if it’s real, or if you’re just really good at pretending.
🍽️ Your way of eating biting, chewing, swallowing is a constant source of bewilderment. Puppets have never really needed to chew; they “absorb” food or nibble in strange ways. Oliver especially likes to watch, fascinated by how your teeth work.
👀 Eating is a whole other level of curiosity. Since you chew and swallow, puppets like Rocky or Veena will watch you with wide eyes, fascinated by how you can eat without needing to cut up your food as much.
🦷 Veena’s a bit obsessed with you, especially your teeth. You don't know why, she’s not even sure herself. She just gets a little flustered when she sees you use your teeth for anything other than eating.
💦 You sometimes get weird looks when you snort or sweat, but the puppets don’t mean any harm, they’re just genuinely curious.
🩸 Oliver once saw you bleed. Just a scrape, barely more than a paper cut. But the moment that red welled up, thick and metallic and not cotton? Pandemonium.
🧵 Veena tried teaching you how to sew a button one afternoon, You pricked your finger on the needle and bled. A single drop bloomed scarlet on the thread. Veena stared. You offered to finish it. She said no. She doesn’t know why she felt so weird about it, but it felt like you pricked something deeper than a finger.
💔 The puppets worry about your fragility. After all, you can get bruised or sick in ways puppets never can. Patty-Ann tries to fuss over you like a mother hen, worried about you, you sleep under her roof after all.
🧬 The puppets struggle to understand how you heal, Since you don’t have a stuffer. You explain skin and blood cells, which sounds like magic to them. A visiting Doctor Dulldrum is particularly interested.
🪡 While the puppets sometimes need stitches or repairs, You can’t be “fixed” with thread and needles. This mystifies the puppets.
🧠 Rocky keeps asking how your bones don’t rip through your skin when you bend. Rocky once tried to poke a vein with a fishing hook. You had to explain what blood pressure is. He kept his distance for a bit after that.
🩻 Doctor Dulldrum doesn’t blink once while staring at you in the clinic. “So your insides move on their own? Intriguing.”
You cracked your knuckles once in front of Doctor Dulldrum once. He nearly jumped out of his chair if he didn't have better control of himself than that. “Was that your hands making that popping?” He leaned in, eyes curious and excited. “Certainly no stuffing in there,” he whispered. He spent the next few days doing nothing but thinking about you in his free time, wondering what else inside you could bend without breaking.
🌾 You once helped Oliver with some harvest you took a moment to stretch and cracked your back with an audible pop, Oliver nearly fainted. Later, he told Veena that you “took a good crack at helping him.”
“Your joints bend strangely,” he says while handing you tea. “Do they click like that often?”
🧷 The town collectively panics the first time you get a small cut.
Doctor Dulldrum was not impressed, the nurses are just happy to finally meet you.
The nurses Max and Min laugh every time you sneeze. At least one random puppet who doesn't know about you screams and runs. It never stops being funny.
📣 You often use expressions or idioms the puppets don’t get
at first, leading to funny misunderstandings. For example, “break a leg” causes genuine panic, until explained that it means “good luck.”
📚 Patty never hesitates to ask you questions once you're alone, sharing stories, memories, and customs from your life that fascinate her and broaden her understanding.
Because you’re the only human, you’re a bit of a freak-show. Puppets sometimes ask you to describe what your world looks like, and you share information about hippos, whales, old legends like things the puppets can only imagine.
Patty, after you sneezed for the first time, whispered, “What was that?” like you'd summoned a demon.
🌊 One day, you fell into the creek trying to save a bunch of fish bait that fell in, Rocky yelled so loud that puppets could hear him from the hospital. He was so scared he barely even noticed when you emerged soaked, but alive. Rocky blinked in shock, maw agape, as you climbed back up the small but rocky cliff, bait over your shoulder, once he could reach you he pulled you up so hard he nealy dislocated your shoulders.
The next time, he made sure to keep you in his sight and the line on his rod extra strong, just in case.
🛡️ Puppets like Rocky and Pierre feel a bit protective of you. They’re already aware you can’t withstand the same dangers they can shrug off, like falling down somewhere deep or getting crushed.
🌈 Being the only human in Threadville is weird, but the puppets are weird too.
They’re curious, cautious, and occasionally grossed out. But they’re learning.
And honestly? You’re starting to feel like you fit just right in.
