#thread: len

“How do you get through the day without causing bodily harm to any of your colleagues?” Everett asked the other from where he stood by the coffee machine, most might think of his words as a joke but he was in fact being deadly serious. “I have cut them down with my words plenty, but there are only so many words in the English language and so many ways you can string them into a sentence that I just don’t think it’s enough. Do you think I should try yoga?”