#thread(asriel)

He'd been engrossed in one of his favored activities; lounging in the common rooms feigning intense book reading in order to listen in on conversations happening around him when he'd felt the burn of a thousands suns pour into the back of his head.. and the little flick of a finger against his skull moments later.

Tossing it to the wayside, he spun around and faced the other blond with a sharp grin.

"Dearest you should know I'm not the subtle type!" he folded his hands. "You've all my attention now.. whatever will you do with it?"

"My brother in Christ, accessorizing isn't gay. You know what kinda is gay though? Getting naked and showering in the same room as a bunch of other dudes.. and you and your super heterosexual bestie do that all the time so I mean. H, bud, the closet door is made of glass at this point."

"If I had a nickel for every time a boy was unexpectedly sopping wet in my bedroom, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice."

A tossed an old towel to the puddle at the other's feet and sat up on his bed, abandoning the book he'd suddenly lost interest in.