"I'm startin' t'think some of ya'll are actually fuckin gay..." He says watching C and A trading friendship bracelets they made in class.
"My brother in Christ, accessorizing isn't gay. You know what kinda is gay though? Getting naked and showering in the same room as a bunch of other dudes.. and you and your super heterosexual bestie do that all the time so I mean. H, bud, the closet door is made of glass at this point."
He holds his hands up, green bracelet dangling and forms a square with them through which he stares at the domineering teenager. "Besides, I don't think green would really be your color. You strike me as a moron- I mean maroon kind of guy~"
















