#thoric

Spelljammer - Thoric

Thoric: I’m going to try and jump across the broken bridge

DM: you fall 60ft, take 30 damage

Thoric: Still alive! Alright let’s try that again!

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Thoric: ok, I’m going to try to walk across the broken bridge

DM: you’re too heavy so you fall 60ft and take damage again....

Thoric: Barely alive!

Gildove: for the love of my goddess please stop! Stay there I’m healing you!

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Thoric: ok what if Vor shrunk me?

DM: alright go ahead and try

*Vor shrinks Thoric then attempts to throw him across the bridge*

DM: you land hard across the bridge and take damage

Thoric: sweet, ok I go into the room now

DM: there’s a statue of a dwarf and lever

Thoric: I pull the lever

DM: a trap door opens and the statue shoots fire at you and you take 20 fire damage

“The next card bore a strong resemblance to the last one, and this was by my design.  A slender young man stood in a drawing room, lit by the lights from unseen windows, leaning back against a sturdy table while his focus was concentrated on the violin he expertly played. His skin was lightly tanned, his hair was light and long, near-turquoise blue, and he was clad in cream pants and a long green jacket trimmed with gold.   Behind him on the table rested a sheathed greatsword, a golden crown, and a vase with a single green rose.  On the wall hug a painting of a flat world, its continents and oceans laid out like a map from the vantage point presented.

This was Thoric, son of Michelle, and one of the family's major success stories.  Once thought of as a coward, he had proved his worth many times over, to my daughters and then to the rest of my family in the defense of our homelands and the forging of a new kingdom -- Arcadia. I wished him the best of luck with his sudden rule; I knew all too well how trying the reigns of power could be.“

Songs of fire and lightning about a red priest and his companion.