#jibooty

BECAUSE THIS IS A MASTERPIECE

The masterpiece in question being the cake

I might be writing this but I'm not the main character here

I'm still living for the moment in AYS when Jimin said his butt was unbelievable, and now it's just believable.

He's honestly hilarious. And his butt is still unbelievable in my books.

I know I'm in a long queue of people admiring Jibooty. We all love it.

Its a national treasure.

But the person at the front of the line is our favourite muscle bunny.

He's been admiring that work of art up close for a long, long time.

In fact if you asked him about his Roman Empire...

I'm pretty sure he'd say its the cake he gets for his birthday every year.

Jibooty is a snack, and this boy is permanently starving

Yes, JK is the real expert on jibooty, and if anyone ever doubted his personal experience with that Delicious Derriere™ he makes it very clear in this episode of Run.

He's not relying on an imagined scenario, he's SEEN this and he KNOWS he's right. But he doesn't direct his comment to the whole group, he tells Jimin to go home and look in the mirror because it's Jimin's ass he's seen in this exact situation.

Proof once again of the authenticity of their relationship. Nobody in their right mind would script this.... but I digress.

Who can blame our golden boy for grabbing that perky handful every chance he gets.

Doing so in public is such a flex, too. Because it's one thing to be rubbing it like a magic lamp in the privacy of your own home. It's a different thing entirely when you squeeze it and smack it on a stage in front of 60 000 people.

And Jimin used to swat him away but these days, the way Jimin doesn't even break stride, you know JK probably walks around the house with one hand fastened to Jimin's ass like it's his personal fidget toy

... like its his happy place

... like its his emotional support

... like its his.

It's not that i think about jibooty an unhealthy amount, its just that it's so buoyant that it rises to the top of my mind all the time... like a big, round, delectable bubble of happiness.

And i find myself imagining the joy it must bring to all involved. And i find myself smiling about that.

Ah, yes, the simple happiness of a perfect bottom... and his magnificent peachy butt.

Sigh...

I would send one of these to Jimin if it wasn't so utterly WRONG in every respect...

Obviously the biggest problem with this, is he would NEVER wear something from Temu 🤣🤣

I jest. I'd never do any such thing

🫣😱🫣

Look at the fucking curve

This subtitle works perfectly 👌 😭

Jimin IG story

#AYS

Don't mess with the jibooty

I know his ass BIG, we get it, but stop bringing it into my view all days

NOT AGAIN 😭

🤣What we were also doing when we saw that pic🤣 I love the fanarts that's been coming out from this delicious dish we were fed🥰