#thooorin

Locodoco: I did something and I need advice, but I don't want a lot of judgement or criticism.

I might come across as pretentious, edgy, and melodramatic, but

Fnatic turn every map into de_miracle

Like, in that world, you don’t have like, the depression, and sort o’ like, overwhelming sense of dread, that every single time you open Reddit and you see a roster move, y'know? So, in that world you can put whatever team you want together and just go about your business, y'know.

If you wanna play fantasy Esports—and in this point in time fantasy League of Legends is where it's at, guys.

This is your last chance. After this there is no turning back. You take the blue pill, the story ends here. Shut the fuck up and wait for 30 seconds and the show will begin. You take the red pill, you play at AlphaDraft and I show you how deep this rabbit hole goes. Remember, all I’m offering you is that paid advertisement. Nothing more.

If you hunger, it will satisfy you; if you’re unclean, it’ll cleanse you; if you need to go somewhere, it will transport you; if you seek answers, it will answer you questions. It is all things to all men. It is the universal palis'n— Aw fuck, no wait I’m thinking of the Philosopher’s stone. Actually, er, AlphaDraft, is a fantasy eSport’s service (…)