#thoncc thoughts

FINALLY got to hang out with my cousinsibling one on one today and learned about The Horrors. Oh god

I really wish music apps had an option to shuffle playlists but only from a certain point in a playlist like. if I only want to hear songs I've added in the past month but not in order. Or better yet if you could choose a start and end point for the shuffle. It would be so awesome

I need to work in a nuclear disposal facility for completely normal and non sexual reasons

What the fuck do they put in costco apple pies I feel as if it's making love to me

Ok. First of all, clench your jaw.

Is the catchcar the clit of the lift hill

Unbelievable. The rot's starting to show up again. And how on EARTH am I supposed to deal with this without the wizard, huh?? Haven't seen that fucker since his form became an undulating mass of smoke and entered my body through every orifice it could find. What's that? You can see gnarled hands pushing on my flesh from the inside?? C'mon man stay focused we are in the midst of a genuine dilemma here.

Occasionally I see people in my life and am overwhelmed with fondness