#thisisnotawebsite

Fiddauthor Week Day 1: The Early Days

Might've opened a portal by making this

this took me days to make please dont make this flop, Reblogs r appreciated ^^

Notes: ---------------------------------------------------- Happy summerween! this chapter is not read through because i thought i was gonna get eaten by the summerween trickster, but then i realised the guy was just made out of candy! hahaha! nom nom nom! so if you see any typos, let me know so i can fix it!

Notes: ---------------------------------------------------- sorry for the delay, dudes! i was stuck in the body of a pig and almost got turned into bacon. plus, i had to break it off with my fiancée who i have no memory of meeting... anyways, enjoy!

Notes: ---------------------------------------------------- hey, i'm back! the party at my job went south and i kinda became a zombie for a couple of days haha! but luckily my bro found a cure (still kinda want brains tho... )

Notes: ---------------------------------------------------- sorry for the delay again, dawg! i wrote this in the bathroom at cousin's engagement party. my computer got hacked and everything i had written for this chapter got replaced with the words "Just GIFfany." over and over again! had to rewrite everything last minute so there may be a couple of typos!

Notes: ---------------------------------------------------- this chapter was gonna to come out yesterday, but i kinda discovered a secret memory wiping society in town? wish they wiped ducktective season 4 outta my mind! am i right?

Chapter 30: Updates

Notes: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- dawg, you are SO not ready. this is 20.6k words of life updates.

Hey! I didn't mean to be gone this long, but you will understand why... So my boss asked me to watch the vending machine in our shop with-

Chapter 40: Duckmageddon

Notes: ---------------------------------------------------- for legal reasons i have to state that this chapter is definitely NOT based on real events!

Edit: Being updated as tags are added

Dipper

Mabel

Ad astra per aspera!

Who are you?

Cursed

Stanford/Sixer

Stanley/Stan

Skibidi

Pines

Mason

Pacifica

Soos

Wendy

Matpat/Theory

•Scalene and Euclid got married on paper because they couldn't afford a wedding for being lower class. But even then it was the loveliest night of their lifes

•Euclid was a soldier in the military and hurted his right leg causing him to use a cane when walking. He still goes on missions but doesn't has an active role in wars since he's more like a long shooter. His vision is very sharp and clear. An excellent shot.

•He took Bill shooting once and with his mutation, Bill accidentally lifted the gun and shooted "up"

Euclid's friends were confused where the bullet went and he quickly tried to cover it by saying the bullet got stuck

This happened 3 times.

He was so stressed at that time but once they got home and were having dinner they all laughed about how it went

•Scalene is blue Euclid is red colored

•The statics voice in thisisnotawebsite talking about the sky is burning the murderer's name is Bill etc are Euclid's. The male voice

•The rockabye billy lullaby is something Bill hears from the statics most of the time

•Scalene had overprotection issues, he was scared of someone hurting Billy I mean everybody already mocks him all the time

•One time Bill tried to fake being blind in order to make his parents happy that the medicine was finally working but got caught a week later catching something from falling. It was so embarrassing no one talked about it even in that moment. They just learned