Actually life is beautiful and you have time

Heated Rivalry fanfiction is so funny cause not only am I reading the most debauched shit you could imagine, every authors note contains six paragraphs on Russian naming conventions and a history of Soviet era hockey. I’m intimately familiar with Slavic patronymics and also rimming.

Could be having a normal Monday and then boom. Your dad tells you he watched Tár and really liked it.

Everybody thinks Ilya is an asshole because he’s rude on the ice” Wrong. It’s hockey. Everybody’s rude on the ice. They think Ilya is an asshole because he is Slavic and has an RBF which is why the good people of Boston love him. Of course Shane Hollander who can’t read facial expressions to save his life is the first to be like “yeah it’s all an act he’s a good guy” because Ilya does nice things for people and him not smiling doesn’t make him a dick! And Shane gets that!

being alive is crazy because you’ll watch the best movie you’ve ever seen on like. A Tuesday. Did you ever think about that before

Watching season 1 of the Pitt for the first time and nobody prepared me for how much every man on this show looks like a sad dog. I was warned about Whitaker but it's literally all of them. How did the casting department do that.