#thisisahorribleidea

This Halloween I'll wear the top half of a burqa, so it's only over my face, with a graduation cap on top of that. Throw on a confederate flag bikini top with bottoms that say 9/11 truth or something along those lines. I'll stuff a communist manifesto (or Atlas Shrugged, I haven't decided which is less offensive) in the bottoms. Also need to add a henna tattoo of Obama (with a gammadion cross on his cheek) kissing Reagan (with a unicorn horn) for good measure. I'm thinking Twilight themed socks with a large and obvious pistol holstered on my side (depending on the open carry laws in my state).