#thisisagirl

So Boko Haram.

I was listening to a news update Sunday and, sandwiched between the mayoral race and the earth-shattering news that the red carpet had to be moved indoors due to who cares was a story about Boko Haram.

Who apparently is now using 8 year old girls as human bombs to spread terror and hate as far and wide across the planet as possible. 

So here is a lesson for you cowardly excuses for human beings: here is what Nigerian girls should be doing you savage, mindless, ignorant beasts:

Dreaming about kicking ass at the World Cup 

Playing on the playground. With other kids. Who may or may not be girls. Who cares? You sick pedophiles: they are CHILDREN. You are the only one concerned with their private parts.

And most importantly:

Going. To. School.

I'm sure you fear that most. These girls will one day be educated women. They will be equipped to help hasten the inevitable: Planet Earth and all her inhabitant's shaking off the fleas that are you. One way or another your days are numbered because Darwin was right and, in the long run, you will never be fit to survive.

Hello Facebook!

Funny thing.

When I posted my first ever Taking Back Girls blog, which friends near and far were kind enough to share: male and female, parent and free-standing adults alike (this seems to touch more than just my nerve), it became apparent that you Facebook are also a little bit confused about what girls look like. In this case, the confusion seems to stem from the concept of Curvy.

Happy to clarify! These are GIRL curves:

If you are wondering that is a chubby cheek and the inside of an elbow. 

Another example:

...a bony knee in a sleeper.

Not to be confused with their mom's WOMAN curves:

...the curve of her readers.

And REALLY not be be confused with this, which appeared on the side of most people's Facebook page when they clicked on my blog link:

THAT is actually a big, curvy, white (again...guess all "girls" are white) full grown Woman Ass. (Thanks to my friend Camille and others for pointing this out.)