#thishasbeenastory

Me and nothankstomhanks are lifelong friends. It started because when we were younger cause she had a sick Polly pocket collection tbh (I had like...2...so i thought hanging with her and the Polly pockets was the coolest thing ever) Then we grew up and ate weird candy in test tubes together so that was cool. Then we both moved away and realized we were both weird people with strange senses of humor (alike but so not alike all at the same time) who loved Jesus and thus creating the friendship we have today. Luvher

One day I was in class and my boob had been itching all day and I was trying to subtly readjust my bra when a spider crawled out of the bra. 

Everybody go on Google now. NOW.