trapper asks huh š how about a list of things that gets him super flustered ',:)
The Trapper / Evan Macmillan Getting Flustered
Evan is not a man that is easily flustered. Heāll answer most things with a passive look; a quirked eyebrow, nothing special.
But you tend to find that heās easily the most flustered by...Ā
Really domestic shit.
You can just be sitting with him. Heās tinkering with his traps; you hear every clink and every tap. You can hear gears shifting, and you can hear his fingers scraping at the metal. He knows youāre there, but as far as heās concerned, youāre not. Itās already clear that until this gets done, youāll have to wait. You donāt want to. You reach out and gently lower your palm down atop his. Itās small compared to his. He freezes up in an instant, thick hands hovering over his dismantled trap. You look up at him. He isnāt looking at you, but you can see, just beneath the eyeholes of his mask, thereās a very, very faint pink tint to his cheekbone.
Youāre both at the killerās campfire. Heās sat on a log, palms back and resting. Just chilling. You calmly sidle over, his eyes watching you with curiosity, as you suddenly drop yourself on his knee. Itās not the action that gets him flustered. Itās the happy littleĀ ālove youā that you chirp as soon as youāre sat down.
Evan has several stages ofĀ āflusteredā. At first, itās just... Blushing, averting eyes, pretending the thing that made him blush doesnāt quite exist. Can still function as normally. The next is when he starts clearing his throat and visibly looking away from you. And then? Then it gets worse. It takesĀ a lot to get him past the second stage, but boy oh boy, when he does? He physically canāt speak. Heās so flushed that it gets the better of him. Canāt look you in the eye, canāt say anything without getting tongue-tied. Heās a mess.
If you interrupt him when heās speaking, he normally hates it. Buut... Heās talking to Philip. You know theyāre deep in conversation. Evan is talking about something or other, and you wait until he takes a breath to cut in.Ā āEvan, I love you,ā you pipe up. He stops. Mouth hanging open, eyes fixed on Phil. And then he closes his mouth. You see him slightly puff his cheeks out. He looks to the ground. He makes some weird little noise that you have to strain to hear. And then he somewhat angrilyĀ takes your hand, nods at Philip and drags you away. Because he has an image to keep. And heāll be damned if he lets the others see him getting all choked up because you said something fuckinā sappy.Ā
Honestly just. He doesnāt expectĀ you to say sweet things to him. So naturally. When you get him when heās really really off-guard. Then he just. Stops. Working. Evan.exe has stopped.















