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HOLY SHIT MY MOM PRE-ORDERED THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME SO I COULD GET IT AS A SURPRISE TODAY SJDHSKSHJSJDGSJHSGDIS I LOVE HER SO MUCH
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i’m gonna fling myself out a window what just. happened on tiktok dot com
TECHIE NEW SMP JUST DROPPED ITS HYBRIDS -Burning
I KNOW I KNOW I AM VERY *SCREAMS*
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alcohol was a misgtake .
"it's really not that deep" that's the kind of mentality that makes this issue so prevalent and deep
RE FUCKING TWEET
|| You sent it to me, but I'd like your take on Kurashi x Mika please ^_^ ||
ULTIMATE SHIP MEME!
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General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - hard to tell atm
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - ooooh, that’s gonna take some time XD
How was their first kiss? - probably really really awkward
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Mika
Who is the best man/men? - nobody
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - nobody
Who did the most planning? - I think Kurashi would
Who stressed the most? - def Mika
How fancy was the ceremony? -Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - like actually everyone? XD
Sex:
Who is on top? - now this would be one hell of a fight
Who is the one to instigate things? - I would say both
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - depends really
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - yep
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny probably | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? -No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 eventually | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - 0
How many children will they adopt? - I don’t see that happening but for the sake of the meme...
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Kurashi would throw some on Mika’s head if he left him alone with that particular chore
Who is the stricter parent? - Mika
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Both
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Kurashi
Who is the more loved parent? - Both
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Kurashi
Who cried the most at graduation? - THEY WERE BOTH WATERFALLS
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - I feel Mika
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Kurashi
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - ve have a vampire as one part ov the relationship, vhat even is this question
Who does the grocery shopping? - Kurashi
How often do they bake desserts? - not very often
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - -laughs-
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Kurashi
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Mika
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Mika XD
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - both do
Who is really against chores? - neither
Who cleans up after the pets? - Kurashi
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - neither
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Mika
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Kurashi?
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - I think both do
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - both
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Always unless Mika is very against it for some reason but still Kurashi would pout until he lets him
What are their goals for the relationship? - for now - not killing each other off
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - neither
Who plays the most pranks? - Kurashi maybe?