Band Member: Hi, how're you?
Me: Oh i'm good.
Band Member: Is this all you want me to sign?
Me: I want to have your children.
Band Member: What did... what
Me: I said I want to have your children.
Band Member: Did you just say you want to have my... children?
Me: No, I said can you come to my house and tell my dad we're getting married?
Band Member: what.. tell your dad we're going to get married?
Me: YOU SAID IT WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!! YES, I DO I DO
Band Member: What no.. what are you talking about?
Me: I said will you please sign this?
Band Member: I thought you said you wanted to have my children and ask your dad if we could get married?
Me: No i'm sorry, you're to old for me.. thanks for the offer though. Oh and I recorded this and am going to listen to you say that while I sleep.
Band Member: wut
Me: Nothing have a good show :)
