I have this ridiculous headcanon that Clark had a really tough time getting used to Bruce's money once they got married But every now and then, he and Damian sneak out together and adopt animals at the local shelter because this is money-worthy And Bruce comes home to like, the fluffiest golden retriever puppy EVER sitting in his computer chair And Clark's just standing there twisting his hands going "well I couldn't just LEAVE him there, Bruce."












