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Mom: "Hey, I need to talk to you later."
Me: *To myself* "FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK-"
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Wrapping
Cousin asking about birthday: do you want it wrapped or in a bag?
Me: I don't want it wrapped, it's hard to wrap my head around...
Clueless Cousin: oh, but it's easy!! you just-
Me: no.. you don't get it...
Cousin: huh-... oh.... OH!! WHY?!
*walks past lingerie*
Me: *looks at dad* Mom doesn't need any
Dad: I know... I need it for me
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad:
Me: *walks away*
HETALIA Convo with Cleverbot. Belarus and Russia
Me:Big brother marry me!
Cleverbot: No, little sister.
Me: Marry me. marry me marry me marry me marry me.
Cleverbot: Go away go away go away!!! Go away go away go away!!!
Me: Become one with me, Big Brother.
Cleverbot: No, aru! ((Suddenly Cleverbot`s China I guess XD))
Me: Yes, aru!
Cleverbot: You will all become one with Mother Russia.((Suddely Russia again??))
Me: …. ?
so this happened..
boy: hi
me: hi
boy: what's up
me: homework. wby
boy: that's fun. lets hook up baby
me: ...
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person: oh nice blog, I love party blogs.
me: its not a party blog, its an edm blog.
person: what is an edm blog?
me: ok just dont follow me.
So, I was having lunch today...
We were talking and then this happen...
My sister: Where?? I can't remember where it was.
My mom: Enhance your memories!!
Me: Ohhh, Sarah lost her memories!!!! =(
Them: Do me a favour! We don't care!
Me: ...
My thoughts: you don't get it what this show means to me, I wish I could be with my chuck friends, they would be just like and then everything would hurt but we would be together!!
"am i the only one who didn't know we weren't together.". [facepalm]
